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Old 05-28-2009, 09:57 AM   #11
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I've got your sex package right here.
I seriously wondered which one of ya would be the first to take that bait...
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:27 AM   #12
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I've got your sex package right here.


Dick in a box?

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Old 05-28-2009, 10:36 AM   #13
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:01 AM   #14
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That's what I was thinking. Who needs booze?
well i aint THAT good lookin
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:04 AM   #15
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Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:10 PM   #16
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well i aint THAT good lookin


I get the Playboy channel. When dividing up the bills each month the wife makes me pay the extra $15 for that one.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:05 PM   #17
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I get the Playboy channel. When dividing up the bills each month the wife makes me pay the extra $15 for that one.
Yeah my wife pays her share of the bills too. She opens my wallet, turns it upside down, hands back empty wallet, then pays the bills.
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:09 PM   #18
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Kell, i'll be over later with some booze
I thought you were suppost to show up with pizza
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:11 PM   #19
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is there insertion or is it softcore
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Old 05-28-2009, 03:19 PM   #20
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I thought you were suppost to show up with pizza
pizza is afterwards :P
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