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Old 02-09-2010, 03:49 PM   #11
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I remember the very first NASCAR event held at Texas Motor Speedway. Rains had flooded a good deal of unimproved parking leaving alot of people shuttling on buses across the interstate. Granted these were NASCAR fans but after the race these stupid impatient people decided to hoof it 1 to 3 miles to their cars. ACROSS the interstate with no traffic control? Toting babies and Ice chests they crossed in hordes, looking alot like a hebrew exodus. It was a miracle indeed no one was hit and thrown overpass, or is that passover high, into eternity?????
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:54 PM   #12
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I came to campus early this morning to get some reading done before class. I was speechless when a small herd of women surrounded me at a table to talk about their baby-daddies and the drama surrounding them.

You think opening doors is stupid...
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:50 PM   #13
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In her defense, notes on a hand aren't as big of a deal as teleprompters
Teleprompters have a lot more information. I can understand them. If you can't remember 4 topics that you talk about all the time then something is wrong.

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Old 02-09-2010, 04:54 PM   #14
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I came to campus early this morning to get some reading done before class. I was speechless when a small herd of women surrounded me at a table to talk about their baby-daddies and the drama surrounding them.

You think opening doors is stupid...
You looked like you wanted to talk didnt you? Stop being so available woman.

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Old 02-09-2010, 04:58 PM   #15
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You looked like you wanted to talk didnt you? Stop being so available woman.



Table with six seats.

I was in the middle on one side - when I got there the other seats were taken with people studying. They all left and the herd took over. The one is pregnant, and "her" man is going out at 2am without reason. She's onto him though.... she's going to make him pay by holding out sex on him. Yeah, if he's getting it somewhere else, THAT'LL SHOW HIM!!

Let's see, the other ones were all talking about how they could get pregnant and get their men like she did... um, yeah, she sure "caught" him, huh?

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Old 02-09-2010, 05:06 PM   #16
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You think opening doors is stupid...
ok you got me on that one. not too sure which sound would be more annoying the alarm from the door or a herd of "gold diggers" trying to scheme ways to trap men.

i think you may have won. LOL
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:08 PM   #17
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ok you got me on that one. not too sure which sound would be more annoying the alarm from the door or a herd of "gold diggers" trying to scheme ways to trap men.

i think you may have won. LOL


The sad and pathetic part... their bar is REALLY low for "gold digger" status. I mean, REALLY low....
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:19 PM   #18
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The sad and pathetic part... their bar is REALLY low for "gold digger" status. I mean, REALLY low....
Well there are gold-diggers, and then there are ditch-diggers.......
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:27 PM   #19
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Well there are gold-diggers, and then there are ditch-diggers.......
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:30 PM   #20
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