I want to integrate this into my wedding day... - Page 2

Switch · 03-08-2011, 06:16 PM

P.S. my wife will never go for it.

Trip · 03-08-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonesaw

P.S. my wife will never go for it.

Got married already?

Switch · 03-08-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Got married already?

Close enough.

Captain Morgan · 03-08-2011, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Got married already?

fuck marriage, all women are psycho

Switch · 03-09-2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

fuck marriage, all women are psycho

Not true.

Trip · 03-09-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonesaw

Not true.

totally true

goof2 · 03-09-2011, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonesaw

Not true.

Some are just better at hiding it.

Amber Lamps · 03-09-2011, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2

Some are just better at hiding it.

Yea I feel a "Fucking Bitch" style thread a year or so from now....

Whatever you do, don't buy her tits or a bike!!!

Amorok · 03-09-2011, 08:00 PM

Picture if you will, a sunny morning. A rustic, quaint church is in the foreground with the wedding party seated inside with the open doors. From the distance the sound of a gunshot and a revving engine, then begins the musical selection. And here comes ... wait for it...Bonesaw riding backwards on someone's sport bike! Being chased by a horde of Harley riding thugs! As the wedding party gathers, a leathered, bearded biker bursts out from behind the alter and exclaims, in a voice belonging to a man who gargles hot asphalt (like Tom Carvel) "Ain't gonna be no wedding today!" Bonesaw fires a volley of blanks at the horde of bikers causing them to wheel off and away, then as the sport bike skids to a halt in front of the church he leaps from the rear, charges up the aisle, and punched the tattooed hellion square on his viking jaw, dropping him to the floor right in front of the alter. As the lady singer begins to wail, Bonesaw puts his foot on the Viking's belly all Captain Morgan-style, loudly declares to the crowd "Nothing will stop me from marrying my lady today!" while shooting a steely gaze at the door. A couple of random motorcycle horde stragglers run for the hills from where they had been creeping up the porch. Bride and groom then turn and the nuptuals commence. Music cuts to an end. Aaaand...scene.

Biker nogoodniks will be easy to find, just get the local chapter of (insert old guy cruiser group here.) Remember, the more extras you have the more it will add to the scene. The guy who spends the whole ceremony with your foot in his gut, that guy will probably need to be union. Also, can you dismount the sport bike by doing a backflip?

the chi · 03-10-2011, 09:33 AM

Awesome Amorok, you have quite the imagination.

03-08-2011, 06:16 PM	#11
Switch dadbod Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East TN Posts: 1,215	P.S. my wife will never go for it. __________________ It's fine.

03-09-2011, 08:00 PM	#19
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Picture if you will, a sunny morning. A rustic, quaint church is in the foreground with the wedding party seated inside with the open doors. From the distance the sound of a gunshot and a revving engine, then begins the musical selection. And here comes ... wait for it...Bonesaw riding backwards on someone's sport bike! Being chased by a horde of Harley riding thugs! As the wedding party gathers, a leathered, bearded biker bursts out from behind the alter and exclaims, in a voice belonging to a man who gargles hot asphalt (like Tom Carvel) "Ain't gonna be no wedding today!" Bonesaw fires a volley of blanks at the horde of bikers causing them to wheel off and away, then as the sport bike skids to a halt in front of the church he leaps from the rear, charges up the aisle, and punched the tattooed hellion square on his viking jaw, dropping him to the floor right in front of the alter. As the lady singer begins to wail, Bonesaw puts his foot on the Viking's belly all Captain Morgan-style, loudly declares to the crowd "Nothing will stop me from marrying my lady today!" while shooting a steely gaze at the door. A couple of random motorcycle horde stragglers run for the hills from where they had been creeping up the porch. Bride and groom then turn and the nuptuals commence. Music cuts to an end. Aaaand...scene. Biker nogoodniks will be easy to find, just get the local chapter of (insert old guy cruiser group here.) Remember, the more extras you have the more it will add to the scene. The guy who spends the whole ceremony with your foot in his gut, that guy will probably need to be union. Also, can you dismount the sport bike by doing a backflip? __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?