ok so wedding question - Page 2

Trip · 11-25-2008, 11:57 PM

sorry dude, you know way in advance, have fun at the wedding

JARVIS518 · 11-26-2008, 12:00 AM

Flexin · 11-26-2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JARVIS518

what if i have a reason to be out of town?

Being single isn't THAT bad. While your out of town you should pick up some lotion and some porn. Might be the only action you get for a while.

James

JARVIS518 · 11-26-2008, 12:07 AM

i hate weddings

Porkchop · 11-26-2008, 12:09 AM

So is the wedding party young-ish, or mid aged???

I mean, a girl i knew just got married like 3 weeks ago, and it was the best damn time I had in a looong time.

Just booze it up at the open bar for a bit and then grind urself on all the young hot single fema.... I mean your g/f....

OK... on second thought, just get riding now....

derf · 11-26-2008, 12:11 AM

Wait, everybody hold on. It could be a very good excuse to be out of town.

Does your out of town excuse have something to do with either

a) saving the world, in a way that will be all over the news so peopel actually believe you?

b) open heart surgery at a specialist far far away?

c) I just added a letter C here because it looked better with three choices, really though those are the only 2 excuses you could ever come up with, and you could probably get out of having choice b, especially if it is this far away, just move it to the day after. Also choice A doesn't work too well, I've tried it before and its just a bad excuse.

JARVIS518 · 11-26-2008, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porkchop

So is the wedding party young-ish, or mid aged???

I mean, a girl i knew just got married like 3 weeks ago, and it was the best damn time I had in a looong time.

Just booze it up at the open bar for a bit and then grind urself on all the young hot single fema.... I mean your g/f....

OK... on second thought, just get riding now....

her sis is 26 but her family is a bunch of crazy italian jews from jersey
the groom is a woodsey guy dont know much about the fam

cant drink it makes me sick to my stomach before i even get a buzz

and the third thing im locked in me lease so i kinda cant just jump ship yet lol

JARVIS518 · 11-26-2008, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

Wait, everybody hold on. It could be a very good excuse to be out of town.

Does your out of town excuse have something to do with either

a) saving the world, in a way that will be all over the news so peopel actually believe you?

b) open heart surgery at a specialist far far away?

c) I just added a letter C here because it looked better with three choices, really though those are the only 2 excuses you could ever come up with, and you could probably get out of having choice b, especially if it is this far away, just move it to the day after. Also choice A doesn't work too well, I've tried it before and its just a bad excuse.

no

no

and its just a vacation that i would like to go on before i move back to NY

JoJoYZF · 11-26-2008, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JARVIS518

her sis is 26 but her family is a bunch of crazy italian jews from jersey
the groom is a woodsey guy dont know much about the fam

cant drink it makes me sick to my stomach before i even get a buzz

and the third thing im locked in me lease so i kinda cant just jump ship yet lol

So basically youre completely fucked. Enjoy the wedding

derf · 11-26-2008, 12:19 AM

Yeh, take the vacation early

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derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Wait, everybody hold on. It could be a very good excuse to be out of town. Does your out of town excuse have something to do with either a) saving the world, in a way that will be all over the news so peopel actually believe you? b) open heart surgery at a specialist far far away? c) I just added a letter C here because it looked better with three choices, really though those are the only 2 excuses you could ever come up with, and you could probably get out of having choice b, especially if it is this far away, just move it to the day after. Also choice A doesn't work too well, I've tried it before and its just a bad excuse. __________________

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