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Old 07-05-2011, 04:27 PM   #11
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Really toughguy? was your boat being rammed by a fucking shark the same size as the boat? STFU...
Right?

Want a "my boat is smaller than yours" comparison?

I've been 7 miles offshore in a CraigCat (see below). That doesn't mean I wouldn't shit my pants if a 15 foot HAMMERHEAD decide to take aim at me.

Nigga.

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Old 07-05-2011, 05:35 PM   #12
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No, because I wasn't dumb enough to try to land a shark in the boat. I have been knocked around in a boat smaller than that by some 5-10 foot gators though.

I grew up in the Bayou with a family that knew wtf they were doing. Not Jersey Shore meets shark fishing.


I would have punched each one of those clowns in the mouth if they would have kept talking.
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:36 PM   #13
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Right?

Want a "my boat is smaller than yours" comparison?

I've been 7 miles offshore in a CraigCat (see below). That doesn't mean I wouldn't shit my pants if a 15 foot HAMMERHEAD decide to take aim at me.

Nigga.
If I'm riding something like that through the water it will be either a jetski or a full jet boat.
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:38 PM   #14
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If I'm riding something like that through the water it will be either a jetski or a full jet boat.
For real... WTF kind of boat is that? Can't even fit a fucking cooler on it... bullshit.
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:43 PM   #15
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WTF kind of boat is that? Can't even fit a fucking cooler on it...
or find a model withOUT Cellulite covered legs to pose for the brochure.



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Old 07-05-2011, 05:58 PM   #16
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For real... WTF kind of boat is that? Can't even fit a fucking cooler on it... bullshit.
you could, just tell the bitch to get on the back
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Old 07-05-2011, 06:41 PM   #17
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7 miles off shore in that? takes some cojones, senor!
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:27 PM   #18
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CraigCat?? What kind of pussy shit is that? Reminds me of all the metros riding recumbant bicycles
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:35 PM   #19
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You should watch that shit underwater. Circle of life mofos.
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I'd like to say I wouldn't be screaming like a bitch right along side those guys... and that I would think of something more poignant to say other than "holy fuck" and "oh my god", but I'd be fucking lying. Seeing the thing off the side of the boat eating your catch is one thing, but when the motherfucker starts ramming the boat... well... I guess I've just seen Jaws too many times.
Personally, I think that I would be sitting down in said tiny boat, rather than standing up and waiting to become shark chow, with one good hit.
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