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Old 03-29-2012, 02:06 PM   #1
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When I lived in Thailand and Malaysia, it was common to find a large bowl of water (instead of TP), next to the hole in the floor that served as a toilet.

I'll let you figure out the details.

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Evan has told the same story on ships in the pacific. Hole in the floor, bucket of water next to the floor.

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Old 03-29-2012, 02:09 PM   #2
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Evan has told the same story on ships in the pacific. Hole in the floor, bucket of water next to the floor.

That explains the five gallon jug of Purell I saw in the back of your car.

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Old 03-29-2012, 06:29 PM   #3
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When I lived in Thailand and Malaysia, it was common to find a large bowl of water (instead of TP), next to the hole in the floor that served as a toilet.

I'll let you figure out the details.

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So I guess it's bad that I shit in the bowl of water, and wiped my ass with one of my socks?
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Old 03-29-2012, 06:39 PM   #4
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So I guess it's bad that I shit in the bowl of water, and wiped my ass with one of my socks?


You're doing it wrong. You wash your socks in the bowl of water.

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Old 03-28-2012, 05:59 PM   #5
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I youf ever go to the middle east don't shake with your left hand

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People wiped their asses with their hands for milennia prior to the advent of toilet paper too...can't imagine why there would be a need to go back to those days either.
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Another celebrity thinking they've "discovered" a superior approach

(superior only because it isn't popular amongst "common folk")
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:52 PM   #7
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Yeah, seems it's part of Muslim law to use your hand. Fucking GROSS. In European history (the only one that matters) cloths, leaves and rocks were used.

I think in the above situations though you're supposed to splash the water on yourself rather than wipe / wash.
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I think in the above situations though you're supposed to splash the water on yourself rather than wipe / wash.
Now you fucking tell me.

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Old 03-29-2012, 06:37 PM   #9
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Yeah, seems it's part of Muslim law to use your hand. Fucking GROSS. In European history (the only one that matters) cloths, leaves and rocks were used.

I think in the above situations though you're supposed to splash the water on yourself rather than wipe / wash.
in feudal japan they used carved sticks
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in feudal japan they used carved sticks
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