Left-lane slowpokes drive you crazy? - Page 2

rogue · 12-11-2008, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

I hear G-Rex... its a fuckin passing lane... get the fuck out of my way!!!

What pisses me off even more is on a regular 4 lane (and I occassionally see it on the interstate) is 2 fuckin' grandmas or people yacking on their fucking cell going 5 miles UNDER the posted speed limit side by side! WTF? Fucking pay attention! If you can't see over the steering wheel, get the fuck off the road! Get off the fucking cell phone and DRIVE! I've been known to split between two slow asses in front of me on certain roads around here.

Rider · 12-11-2008, 09:34 AM

I just give them the middle finger as I pass.

fnfalman · 12-11-2008, 09:52 AM

I wish that it would be legal to kill left land hoggers for trophy.

Ninjakel · 12-11-2008, 10:01 AM

Those motherfucks are all over the place down here in SoFla. Old people suck.

azoomm · 12-11-2008, 11:00 AM

It's my favorite when someone moves to the left lane as if they are passing... then they hang next to the person in the lane next to them. Texas Drag Racing.

Or, how about when you go to pass them on the right [I hate that] and you wake them up - as they suddenly realize they should be going faster.

z06boy · 12-11-2008, 11:19 AM

Yes they bother me and so do f*cks that don't use their turn signals.

Captain Morgan · 12-11-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PiZdETS

I don't hesitate to flash my brights, I rarely pass on the right. Tailgating isn't necessary, staying a couple car lengths back with your brights on will give almost anyone the hint.

I hate it when someone stays in the left lane when no cars are around. Move the fuck over. I also hate it when someone is flashing their lights at me for me to move over when there are multiple cars in front and to the right of me. Where the fuck do they think they're going to go? I can't move over and I can't move forward. I was stuck behind a semi passing a semi the other night for MILES. The fucker would get up to the nose of the other semi, then slow back down and kept fucking doing it. A guy 3 or 4 cars back was flashing his lights. I kept moving over to the left everytime the semi would slow down so he knew for a fact people were behind him. Yet he wouldn't complete the pass. Fuckwad.

unknownroad · 12-11-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

What pisses me off even more is on a regular 4 lane (and I occassionally see it on the interstate) is 2 fuckin' grandmas or people yacking on their fucking cell going 5 miles UNDER the posted speed limit side by side! WTF?

I was behind a couple of people doing that yesterday, and I was sooooo pissed... The frigging truckers are constantly doing that around here too... one will start to pass another at the bottom of a hill, and by the time they hit the top of the hill, they're both 10 under the limit

"Keep right except to pass" is a completely foreign concept

merle · 12-11-2008, 03:29 PM

Gawd, I CAN.NOT.STAND asshats poking along in the left lane. If more than one person passes you on the right, put down your fucking cell phone, pick up the clue phone and MOVE.THE.FUCK.OVER.

/rant

I sooooo wish they would enforce this law.

pickle.of.doom · 12-11-2008, 03:32 PM

Its amazing how much you can open some morons eyes when they force a line of 18 bikes to all move over to the right, pass, then move back over.... I think that guys passenger mirror may have been a little out of adjustment and his undies needed a change.

12-11-2008, 09:52 AM	#13
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	I wish that it would be legal to kill left land hoggers for trophy. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

12-11-2008, 10:01 AM	#14
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	Those motherfucks are all over the place down here in SoFla. Old people suck. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

12-11-2008, 11:00 AM	#15
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	It's my favorite when someone moves to the left lane as if they are passing... then they hang next to the person in the lane next to them. Texas Drag Racing. Or, how about when you go to pass them on the right [I hate that] and you wake them up - as they suddenly realize they should be going faster. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

12-11-2008, 03:29 PM	#19
merle Street Stunter Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: dallas, tx Moto: '04 suzuki sv 650 Posts: 62	Gawd, I CAN.NOT.STAND asshats poking along in the left lane. If more than one person passes you on the right, put down your fucking cell phone, pick up the clue phone and MOVE.THE.FUCK.OVER. /rant I sooooo wish they would enforce this law. __________________ janie Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

12-11-2008, 03:32 PM	#20
pickle.of.doom el diablo de verde Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Howell, MI Moto: VTR, CBR, DRZSM Posts: 1,046	Its amazing how much you can open some morons eyes when they force a line of 18 bikes to all move over to the right, pass, then move back over.... I think that guys passenger mirror may have been a little out of adjustment and his undies needed a change. __________________ WOS Forums

12-11-2008, 09:34 AM	#12
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I just give them the middle finger as I pass.

12-11-2008, 11:19 AM	#16
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Yes they bother me and so do f*cks that don't use their turn signals.