10-28-2009, 02:23 PM | #11 |
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I forgot shiny hair too........another sign of fertility. Someone can dye their hair all they want, but it will never retain the shine it did when they were younger.
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10-28-2009, 02:25 PM | #12 |
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10-28-2009, 02:42 PM | #13 |
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Same thing applies to large amounts of exposed skin. Doesn't mean a thing; it's like dangling a string in front of a cat.
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10-28-2009, 02:45 PM | #14 |
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I've got a huge cock so I get to bag the chics with a hot body and a pretty face.
Bullseye.
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10-28-2009, 02:46 PM | #15 |
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Internet "women" don't count.
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10-28-2009, 02:49 PM | #16 |
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Nah, I met your Mom at Thrift Town, not on the net.
BULLSEYE! (Bullseye is my new replacement for PWND) Suck it Homeslice.
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10-28-2009, 02:50 PM | #17 |
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They left out the real deciding factor.. Interest.
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10-28-2009, 02:50 PM | #18 |
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Quote:
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
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10-28-2009, 02:57 PM | #20 |
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That was my dad.
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