I need the opinions of the TWFix femmes on this scooter - Page 2

Dnyce · 08-30-2008, 12:01 PM

scooter squids at the beach are hilarious

i dont always assume they're gay when i see em seperatly, just dumb. cuz ususally for the price of a brand new vespa, they coulda got a nice used motorcycle.

im lookin 4 a pocketbike so i can drag knee in the parking lot, and a scooter for the track. wont be a vespa though.

leather suit on a vespa would be hilarious as well

azoomm · 08-30-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by zerioustt

... its not what you ride but you the individual who gets chicks attention...

That's what I was thinking.

It isn't the wheels that make the man

No Worries · 08-30-2008, 01:25 PM

Forget the scooter. There are plenty of young ladies already on scooters in my neighborhood.

But I can't believe how many young women want to ride a motorcycle. I'm in a store in my leathers and a lady asks if I'm on a motorcycle. I say yes and ask her if she rides. She says no, but her brother/father/uncle rides or rode. Being happily married, I tell her about the beginner classes in the area that supply helmets and a bike to learn on. This happens often. And these women are half my age or younger, and I'm way past being a young stud anymore.

If I were single, I would say I have a spare helmet on the bike if she would like to go for a ride when she gets off work. This shows how caring and safety-minded I am. Then I would dash home and actually get another helmet.

Dnyce · 08-30-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by No Worries

Then I would dash home and actually get another helmet.

hahahaha

DLIT · 08-30-2008, 02:59 PM

If $100 bills flow out the exhaust every time you rev it, you're in luck. Now I have to clown on you because you're trying to buy a scooter to pull chicks. Desperate much? Just buy a hooker and be done with it.

Amber Lamps · 08-30-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT

If $100 bills flow out the exhaust every time you rev it, you're in luck. Now I have to clown on you because you're trying to buy a scooter to pull chicks. Desperate much? Just buy a hooker and be done with it.

I was thinking a gym membership... I mean really I don't know you but from what I know of all the cool shit you have and the money you must make to afford it....well I'd think pussy would be the least of your problems!

fnfalman · 08-30-2008, 08:27 PM

Well, to tell you guys and gals the truth, I kinda like that red Vespa. But I can't justify buying it unless I have a damn good reason. It sure as hell isn't the performance (my SR50 Factory outcorner most stock scooters), and it's tough trying to "man up" to ride a red Vespa, so I figure maybe chicks'll dig it or something and use that as an excuse.

Amber Lamps · 08-30-2008, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

Well, to tell you guys and gals the truth, I kinda like that red Vespa. But I can't justify buying it unless I have a damn good reason. It sure as hell isn't the performance (my SR50 Factory outcorner most stock scooters), and it's tough trying to "man up" to ride a red Vespa, so I figure maybe chicks'll dig it or something and use that as an excuse.

Here's your excuse...

marko138 · 08-30-2008, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Here's your excuse...

:bigrofl:

Amber Lamps · 08-30-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

:bigrofl:

I'll be here all week....

08-30-2008, 12:01 PM	#11
Dnyce flyin high Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cali Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes Posts: 2,318	scooter squids at the beach are hilarious i dont always assume they're gay when i see em seperatly, just dumb. cuz ususally for the price of a brand new vespa, they coulda got a nice used motorcycle. im lookin 4 a pocketbike so i can drag knee in the parking lot, and a scooter for the track. wont be a vespa though. leather suit on a vespa would be hilarious as well __________________ "Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen

08-30-2008, 02:59 PM	#15
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	If $100 bills flow out the exhaust every time you rev it, you're in luck. Now I have to clown on you because you're trying to buy a scooter to pull chicks. Desperate much? Just buy a hooker and be done with it. __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

08-30-2008, 08:27 PM	#17
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	Well, to tell you guys and gals the truth, I kinda like that red Vespa. But I can't justify buying it unless I have a damn good reason. It sure as hell isn't the performance (my SR50 Factory outcorner most stock scooters), and it's tough trying to "man up" to ride a red Vespa, so I figure maybe chicks'll dig it or something and use that as an excuse. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

08-30-2008, 01:25 PM	#13
No Worries Keyboard Racer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mile High City Moto: Old Superbikes Posts: 1,016	Forget the scooter. There are plenty of young ladies already on scooters in my neighborhood. But I can't believe how many young women want to ride a motorcycle. I'm in a store in my leathers and a lady asks if I'm on a motorcycle. I say yes and ask her if she rides. She says no, but her brother/father/uncle rides or rode. Being happily married, I tell her about the beginner classes in the area that supply helmets and a bike to learn on. This happens often. And these women are half my age or younger, and I'm way past being a young stud anymore. If I were single, I would say I have a spare helmet on the bike if she would like to go for a ride when she gets off work. This shows how caring and safety-minded I am. Then I would dash home and actually get another helmet.