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Old 11-21-2009, 09:02 AM   #11
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Well he felt god would heal him, see that worked out rather well.
God probably tried but at infinite years old you get back problems.
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:18 AM   #12
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God probably tried but at infinite years old you get back problems.
He should have got his good for nuttin son jesus to help him but I think hes too busy posting on some MC site

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Old 11-21-2009, 09:19 AM   #13
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He'd have to gain roughly 1.5lbs a day to gain that much weight in 6 months.

Sounds like he DIDN'T go
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:28 AM   #14
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He should have got his good for nuttin son jesus to help him but I think hes too busy posting on some MC site

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We're not helping anyone who's too fucking stupid to get out of a chair for 8 months.

The meek shall inherit the earth, not nasty fatties who sit in their own dookie.

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:29 AM   #15
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We're not helping anyone who's too fucking stupid to get out of a chair for 8 months.

The meek shall inherit the earth, not nasty fatties who sit in their own dookie.

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Cant blame ya, but the second they pry one out thats still alive and bring it to my ER were going to have problems

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:31 AM   #16
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Cant blame ya, but the second they pry one out thats still alive and bring it to my ER were going to have problems

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Sucks to be you.

Why do you think we only take souls?

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:33 AM   #17
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Sucks to be you.

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Easier to carry I guess.

how bout this, they can come in but keep the ones with the stinky vaginas out and let someone else deal with those.

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:41 AM   #18
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how bout this, they can come in but keep the ones with the stinky vaginas out and let someone else deal with those.

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I'll run it by the Old Man, but your stinky vagina stories make the twisted fucker laugh, so, no promises.

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:48 AM   #19
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Praise him.
We aint praising anyone till I get a promise of not having to look at 500 pound stinky vaginas

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