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Old 10-28-2009, 01:23 PM   #11
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I forgot shiny hair too........another sign of fertility. Someone can dye their hair all they want, but it will never retain the shine it did when they were younger.

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Old 10-28-2009, 01:25 PM   #12
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So it a fat gut and a coffee can size vagina.




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Hair is another thing this article doesn't mention......I've always noticed how guys will turn their heads to check out a girl with long bouncy hair even though she only has an average body
Same thing applies to large amounts of exposed skin. Doesn't mean a thing; it's like dangling a string in front of a cat.
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I've got a huge cock so I get to bag the chics with a hot body and a pretty face.

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I've got a huge cock so I get to bag the chics with a hot body and a pretty face.

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Internet "women" don't count.
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:49 PM   #16
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Internet "women" don't count.
Nah, I met your Mom at Thrift Town, not on the net.

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They left out the real deciding factor.. Interest.

She can be hot as balls, but if her fat friend is more interested, I'm taking the sure thing.
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I've got a huge cock so I get to bag the chics with a hot body and a pretty face.

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No........Huge cock/prowess only gets 'em for the repeat, not the initial bag.
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:51 PM   #19
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No........Huge cock/prowess only gets 'em for the repeat, not the initial bag.
Spoken like someone who wasn't blessed with a giant cock.

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Nah, I met your Mom at Thrift Town, not on the net.

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That was my dad.
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