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Old 12-09-2010, 08:35 AM   #11
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PS3 = $300ish

Poontang = cash sucker vacuum.
Not if boyfriend is a slacker shit who sits on the couch, playing on his PS all day. Then Poontang = cash source.

Why is it only the slacker shits who get this sort of deal?
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:43 AM   #12
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this begs the question... is smittie girl or ????
I think so.

Consider how often Smittie is wrong, or completely misinterprets things (more often than not).



Probably female...
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Old 12-09-2010, 02:28 PM   #13
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She looked kinda cute. Ill take poontang over a fuckin game any day of the week
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I have to side with the crazy bitch. If fucker really doesn't have a job, then fucker needs to get his ass to work.
What they said.
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Old 12-09-2010, 02:29 PM   #14
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Maybe these boys should grow up and learn that games are for kids.
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:53 PM   #15
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Why is it only the slacker shits who get this sort of deal?
(A lot of) Women want something they can change. Attracted to the rebel without a clue, with hopes that once they tag him and bag him he'll change into that wall street broker that can fund their desire to live like the housewives of beverly hills. But the plan typically backfires and home boy never changes....mooches off her till she gets tired of being broke then tells him to bounce.

Then guess what she does all over again

Then they get in their 30's and realize there's more to life and start looking for the guys that made something of themselves years ago....but those guys (who ironically were chasing those very girls back in the day with their own disbelief of WHY they kept choosing the losers) are now dating hot 20 yr olds
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Old 12-09-2010, 05:26 PM   #16
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Dont get me wrong, I play my fair share of video games...Enough to get a few comments from the peanut gallery, But I a girl EVER took a hammer to my Xbox I would kick that Bitch to the curb.

Unplug it, and turn off the tv...Then prove your point...Bitches be Wylin.
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Old 12-09-2010, 06:52 PM   #17
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(A lot of) Women want something they can change. Attracted to the rebel without a clue, with hopes that once they tag him and bag him he'll change into that wall street broker that can fund their desire to live like the housewives of beverly hills. But the plan typically backfires and home boy never changes....mooches off her till she gets tired of being broke then tells him to bounce.

Then guess what she does all over again
Oh, believe me, I get that. Thing is it's usually the bad boy who actually DOES stuff, but treats her like shit, that gets the girl rather than the couch potato.

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Then they get in their 30's and realize there's more to life and start looking for the guys that made something of themselves years ago....but those guys (who ironically were chasing those very girls back in the day with their own disbelief of WHY they kept choosing the losers) are now dating hot 20 yr olds
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:21 PM   #18
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Maybe these boys should grow up and learn that games are for kids.
You can use that analogy with motorcycles. There's kids that ride motorcycles. Does that mean all of us are past due to growing up and need to get rid of our bikes?
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You've been reading my bio, haven't you?
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(A lot of) Women want something they can change. Attracted to the rebel without a clue, with hopes that once they tag him and bag him he'll change into that wall street broker that can fund their desire to live like the housewives of beverly hills. But the plan typically backfires and home boy never changes....mooches off her till she gets tired of being broke then tells him to bounce.

Then guess what she does all over again

Then they get in their 30's and realize there's more to life and start looking for the guys that made something of themselves years ago....but those guys (who ironically were chasing those very girls back in the day with their own disbelief of WHY they kept choosing the losers) are now dating hot 20 yr olds
Bravo... so true. Reminds me of the "best of" craigslist rant. Spot on...
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