Torture... How would you do it? - Page 2

rogue · 04-22-2009, 02:03 PM

Meh, I think playing the Barney song continiously is enough to make anyone talk.

Archren · 04-22-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

torture someone who deserved it?
*Hypothetically*
Create an online Identity
IM said evil person
chat them up
forge a relationship
buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city
start chatting on phone
convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby)
break up with him
turn down marriage proposal
tell him your pregnant
turn down another marriage proposal
break his heart and leave him crying
share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture'
finalize divorce and live Happily ever after.

Living well IS the best revenge

*hypothetically*

Pretty much.

Although in my darkest moments with my ex, I occasionally consoled myself with fantasies of him suffering excruciating torture at my hands... but I plead the 5th on that.

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

A full day of listening to Nickelback ought to do it.

Not me.. I actually like some of Nickelback's stuff.

Papa_Complex · 04-22-2009, 02:19 PM

Put the subject in a solo cell, with dim and indirect lighting. No windows. No bed. no fixtures, except a hole in the floor and a basic sink.

Pump in constant trance music at 100dB, from hidden speakers.

Feed him on a random schedule and vary the "day and night" lighting, so that there is no sense of time.

Leave him like that for about a week, then have a casual conversation about everything he knows.

Dave · 04-22-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

So if they were Muslim would you rub the bottom of your bare feet on them? Touch them your your right hand?

look up blackjack pershing

askmrjesus · 04-22-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralynne

torture someone who deserved it?
*Hypothetically*
Create an online Identity
IM said evil person
chat them up
forge a relationship
buy a cell phone with a phone number from fictitional city
start chatting on phone
convince him (or her...hypothetical) to come visit you (and maybe his kids who live nearby)
break up with him
turn down marriage proposal
tell him your pregnant
turn down another marriage proposal
break his heart and leave him crying
share the entire process with all your friends and family so they can laugh along with you through the 8 months of 'torture'
finalize divorce and live Happily ever after.

Living well IS the best revenge

*hypothetically*

You're hired.

The plane is fueled and ready. Pack light, and wear something pretty.

JC

Papa_Complex · 04-22-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You're hired.

The plane is fueled and ready. Pack light, and wear something pretty.

JC

George Clooney won't know what hit him.

Particle Man · 04-22-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's scrotum to a car's battery cables will save one American GI's life, then I have just two things to say - red is positive, black is negative.
--T Bubba Bechtol

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rogue · 04-22-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

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I love that quote!

bmblebee · 04-22-2009, 03:47 PM

You would have to capture two. Handcuff them naked around a tree in the woods, spray them with simple syrup and leave them overnight.

The next morning, let them shower, put on warm clothes, feed them very well and sit down for a talk. If they won't talk, take one and spread eagle them and nail them to the plywood wall using framing nail gun one every inch from the palm to the shoulder, and then start under the armpits and nail through the skin along the ribs to the hips.

When you finish, you then ask the other one if he would like to talk to you now or alternately shake hands with Mr deli meat Slicer and then his cousin Mr glowing red hot rebar

rogue · 04-22-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bmblebee

You would have to capture two. Handcuff them naked around a tree in the woods, spray them with simple syrup and leave them overnight.

A long time ago I read about a similar torture, except it was just one person. Staked out naked and had something sweet (I think it was honey, I can't remember) rubbed on them and let the ants and other buggies crawl and bite them for a day. Then they poured a alcohol all over him.

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Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Put the subject in a solo cell, with dim and indirect lighting. No windows. No bed. no fixtures, except a hole in the floor and a basic sink. Pump in constant trance music at 100dB, from hidden speakers. Feed him on a random schedule and vary the "day and night" lighting, so that there is no sense of time. Leave him like that for about a week, then have a casual conversation about everything he knows. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

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bmblebee Community Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tallahassee Moto: '04 F4i Posts: 373	You would have to capture two. Handcuff them naked around a tree in the woods, spray them with simple syrup and leave them overnight. The next morning, let them shower, put on warm clothes, feed them very well and sit down for a talk. If they won't talk, take one and spread eagle them and nail them to the plywood wall using framing nail gun one every inch from the palm to the shoulder, and then start under the armpits and nail through the skin along the ribs to the hips. When you finish, you then ask the other one if he would like to talk to you now or alternately shake hands with Mr deli meat Slicer and then his cousin Mr glowing red hot rebar __________________ Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store and not a government agency If You Don't Know What Your Rights are...You Won't Have Any