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Old 01-30-2011, 04:09 PM   #11
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First butter and now bacon?! Fuck you you commie, pinko, HIPPY!!!!
Ya know when I was younger, the bacon was mostly meat and about 2inches wide and 8inches long. Now...the shit is all fat and processed with nitrides (not good for the heart).

http://www.time-to-run.com/nutrition/worstfoods.htm

The problem today is that foods aren't the same as was eaten in the 1970s. You have to look for cleaner foods nowadays.
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:50 PM   #12
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Fuck you.

BACON.

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Old 01-30-2011, 06:25 PM   #13
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I can assure you that chick does not eat bacon, though she does like the other meat.
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Old 01-30-2011, 06:39 PM   #14
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You've never even seen a woman's vagina, except in pictures. The last vag you saw, is when you were born.
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Old 01-30-2011, 07:19 PM   #15
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Yep. I have to support the tard's view of your relationship with vagina. From your stance on butter and bacon I have become convinced that the last time you were in one you were coming out of it.
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Old 01-30-2011, 10:38 PM   #16
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You've never even seen a woman's vagina, except in pictures. The last vag you saw, is when you were born.
Isn't the internet great? You can make statements (for whatever reasons) to make yourself look better. Wow u are so cool.
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Old 01-30-2011, 10:41 PM   #17
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Yep. I have to support the tard's view of your relationship with vagina. From your stance on butter and bacon I have become convinced that the last time you were in one you were coming out of it.
Yes clearly avoiding butter and bacon should be viewed as avoiding pussy. You are clearly a college graduate...oh wait no you aren't and neither is Tard.
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Old 01-30-2011, 10:46 PM   #18
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But we've actually had sex with females.
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:05 PM   #19
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I've been having sex with a slammin hottie for the last 11 years. Also, after Feb 14th I will be a college graduate. Not only wiull I have a gedree, but one you payed for. Whose the smart guy nlow, fucksticlk?!
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Old 01-31-2011, 12:41 PM   #20
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I can assure you that chick does not eat bacon, though she does like the other meat.
She loves me so she hates to be alone, don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone
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