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Old 05-25-2010, 12:37 AM   #11
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Would you buy a car without a test drive?

Didnt think so.

Some would argue that women are not cars. Also, aside from worshiping your car as a false idol, there are few religious ramifications for buying a car prior to the test drive.

I'm about as far from a church goer as one could be, but I fully understand the principle of waiting til after marriage to consummate the union.
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:49 AM   #12
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I was expecting so much more out of this thread. Damn you, jonas brothers.
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:53 AM   #13
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Some would argue that women are not cars. Also, aside from worshiping your car as a false idol, there are few religious ramifications for buying a car prior to the test drive.

I'm about as far from a church goer as one could be, but I fully understand the principle of waiting til after marriage to consummate the union.
How sex and marriage ever got grouped together is beyond me. they're no co-dependent on each other by nature. marriage is a pact, a contract, a symbol. Sex is just something you're body was made to do. People invented marriage, Nature (or god, what ever you want to believe) invented sex.


that being said, you should definately know what you're doing before your wedding night. love is a tricky thing though, if you two are really good together it'll just work i guess...

Idk i always try to put it in her butt on the first date.
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:58 AM   #14
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Seperate bedrooms FTW
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Old 05-25-2010, 02:40 PM   #15
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Finding out if someone snores doesnt require sex. How did sex make it in the title?
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Old 05-25-2010, 02:43 PM   #16
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Finding out if someone snores doesnt require sex. How did sex make it in the title?
Plus if snoring is a good reason to not get married, we would have a lot less marriages considering the percentage of people that snore is pretty big.
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