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Old 11-01-2008, 11:06 PM   #11
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Teach them how to shave. Then go to the local whore house and tech them. Man kind would immortalize you for that alone.
k. got the hair figured out. check.


now what are we gonna do about that damn disease and pestilence?
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:13 PM   #12
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k. got the hair figured out. check.


now what are we gonna do about that damn disease and pestilence?
Don't know how to make penicillin but I would figure it out knowing it comes from mold.
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Old 11-02-2008, 12:09 AM   #13
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make a gun. live in peace.
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Old 11-02-2008, 05:43 AM   #15
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I can't think of a good response. Where is Igoggles>
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:56 AM   #16
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to be honest...

I'd be fucked... I have NO skills that would translate to that time period... I'm very slight build (a runner)... and have only been trained in computers... I'm tall so I'd stick out like a sore thumb... average hight back then I'd imagine was around 5'5" or 5'7"...

Maybe I'll teach them all basketball and dominate them


seriously though... I'd be fucked.
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Old 11-02-2008, 08:32 AM   #17
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Learn how ride a horse, the closest thing to a motorcycle back then. probably open a smithy to make some money and build the first battery powered motorcycles. Recharge the battery packs via my waterwheel powered generator.

And ebbs, runner = messenger.
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Old 11-02-2008, 10:30 AM   #18
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:04 AM   #19
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:43 AM   #20
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I would live as a god by using my cell phone to hypnotize the uneducated...Now really i recall enough from science class I am sure I could eek out a living. 1000ad was a happening time...Persia and Egyp were fairly "modern" scientifically, China was coming along well inventing gunpowder, and the Vikings were nearing their zenith as explorers/traders/pillagers.
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