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Old 10-28-2009, 05:06 PM   #11
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Wedding ring on man = Pussy Magnet
No Wedding ring on man = Pussy Repelent

Wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No fingers for wedding ring = Dick Magnet
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:10 PM   #12
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:12 PM   #13
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This thread
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:22 PM   #14
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Wedding ring on man = Pussy Magnet
No Wedding ring on man = Pussy Repelent

Wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No fingers for wedding ring = Dick Magnet
Holy crap I'm laughing my ass off
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:42 PM   #15
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Wedding ring on man = Pussy Magnet
No Wedding ring on man = Pussy Repelent

Wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:47 PM   #16
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Wedding ring on man = Pussy Magnet
No Wedding ring on man = Pussy Repelent

Wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No fingers for wedding ring = Dick Magnet
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:25 PM   #17
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Nice spy, lol keeping pressing the bastard.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:39 PM   #18
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Come on Tigger, you big post whore, we know you've already checked this thread....

You goddamn hussy.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:03 PM   #19
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Nice spy, lol keeping pressing the bastard.
sticky this bad boy

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Old 10-28-2009, 07:05 PM   #20
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Answer the question Tigger or post another picture to distract us!
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