05-06-2009, 09:15 PM | #11 |
too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now.
Posts: 1,802
|
put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.
|
05-06-2009, 09:20 PM | #12 |
BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
Moto: 06 CBR 600RR
Posts: 1,188
|
the spark plug one is funny
|
05-06-2009, 10:01 PM | #13 |
yellow don't corner well
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Kansas City, KS
Moto: 06 ZX10R
Posts: 1,243
|
auto foolers and turn the AC on, sucks all the smoke into the car.
|
05-06-2009, 10:12 PM | #14 |
I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
|
On that 70's show they put a dead fish in the hubcap of Kelso's Shaggin Waggin.
__________________
lifts - R.I.P. |
05-06-2009, 10:31 PM | #15 |
Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
|
change the dome light to a red bulb.
__________________
I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
05-06-2009, 10:36 PM | #16 | |
I'm so much cooler online
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cartersville, GA
Moto: 06 FZ1
Posts: 1,436
|
Quote:
The big LONG zip ties on the drive shaft so it slaps the floor pan is great. Tie about 40 feet of strong string under the car and attach object of choice and wedge under the car just enough it'll fall out going down the road. The coke bottle w/ oil on the exhaust, no hole, just tie so it sits on top of the pipe near the cat and it'll melt through once it heats up... all of a sudden, smoke screen It's small damage but I had a friend drill a small hole in a guys muffler and pour a quart of oil in it. rocks in the hub caps if they have them. If you have packing peanuts, fill the car up with them, did that to my boss once (glad he had a sense of humor) |
|
05-06-2009, 11:23 PM | #17 |
too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now.
Posts: 1,802
|
YES! I'd forgotten to mention packing peanuts. if he has a sunroof, you can fill the car to the hilt with them. shake until filled.
|
05-06-2009, 11:23 PM | #18 |
BOOBS!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Saratoga, NY
Moto: 06 CBR 600RR
Posts: 1,188
|
hes got a convertable
|
05-06-2009, 11:26 PM | #19 |
I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
|
Nah. That'll be pimptastic and probably get him laid.
__________________
lifts - R.I.P. |
05-06-2009, 11:30 PM | #20 |
Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
|
never worked for me
BLUE ones on the other hand...
__________________
I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
Bookmarks |
|
|