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07-07-2009, 12:56 PM | #1 |
Moto GP Star
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Your mama is so at, she bleeds choclate milk.
Your mama is so fat, when she wears a red shirt all the kids go, "Hey Kool Aid". |
07-07-2009, 01:15 PM | #2 |
Gixxer Girl
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Location: Kyle, TX
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that reminds me, I just took a body far analysis last night....ugh! so not happy with that result guess I'll be signing up for another 10K. When I'm signed up for races it motivates me to keep on my workout/running routine. If I don't have a goal I tend to slack.
31% is way to high for me..... I'm in the acceptable category but should be closer to the fitness category at about 25% or less |
07-07-2009, 03:33 PM | #3 |
I'm taller on Facebook
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Location: So. Cal.
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I know this might not bother a majority of the population (and some may even have a hard time understanding my complaint), but I've been thin all my life. I'm a size 2.
What my gripe about the obese is, they automatically assume I have an eating disorder and therefore I must have a real unhappy life. Really? You got all that from the fact that I only take up one seat on an airplane?!?! (half a seat really... which they automatically thinks entitles them to the other half of my seat... seeing as how I'm not using it...). You got all that 'cuz I leave food on my plate at a restaurant? You got all that out of the fact that I'm out walkin' every day and my ass isn't parked in front of the TV watchin' Lifetime movies? And the list goes on. Truth is, I eat to live... not live to eat. And, yes, I'm a healthy, happy individual. But the fat people give me the same nasty looks that they complain about being on the receiving end of themselves. Boggles the mind.
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07-08-2009, 07:15 AM | #4 |
Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
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I get amused that people always assume I lift weights.
I'm 220 and have a lot of muscle mass in my shoulders, legs and arms. Try telling a fatty you sit around and do nothing and still look like you hit the weights.. |
07-08-2009, 09:07 AM | #5 |
Chaotic Neutral
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Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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i think the vegan skeletors skeeve me out more than the fatties actually. Maybe we can get the bones together with the blobs and work out some kind of lipo fat transfer?
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07-08-2009, 09:19 AM | #6 |
Aspiring Rapper
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No, not really. I was just poking fun at the way expecting mamas always relate what they're talking about to their pregnancy.
Light heartedly of course. |
07-08-2009, 09:27 AM | #7 |
Chaotic Neutral
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kinda like how starr jones starts every sentance with "yes i AM a lawyer"
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07-08-2009, 09:27 AM | #8 | |
Canyon Carver
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I miss riding sooooooooooo much. That's not gonna happen for a long time. |
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07-08-2009, 09:35 AM | #9 |
For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
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Dont feel bad k, im not having a baby, and I still havent been able to ride this year. Damn foot. And its 28 degrees ou there right now!
If im lucky, and can convince TMall, I might get to do the cabot trail in august. Doctor just has to give me the ok. Its driving me crazy watching my dad leave with my bike when we get a nice day. |
07-08-2009, 09:45 AM | #10 | |
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yeah you got me for a bit with the whole 28 degrees thing. almost forgot you're in Canada. At first I was thinking wher the hell s it that cold out still? LOL |
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