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Old 01-10-2010, 12:57 PM   #11
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yeah cap! sooo pics?
Nope, no pics, but she's pretty hot.
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:01 PM   #12
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Nope, no pics, but she's pretty hot.
Well, it's obvious that you didn't meet her on POF!!!
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Old 01-10-2010, 02:43 PM   #13
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Come on guys (and gals). I know you have some good ones.
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Old 01-10-2010, 02:57 PM   #14
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Come on guys (and gals). I know you have some good ones.
Seriously, "hi" seems to work just fine. But if you want to hear some really cheesy ones that will get a guy slapped...

If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If your left leg was lunch and your right leg was dinner, could I snack between meals?

I do have one that actually worked several years ago, but haven't tried it since cause it just seems too corny...thought about dusting it off recently, though.

See a girl that catches your interest and walk up to her, act surprised and say, "hey gorgeous, haven't seen you in awhile, what are you doing here? (or how have you been?)" followed up with, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else," then smile and walk away. If she stops you from walking away, go ahead and talk to her. If she's not fast enough on her feet, then just give her a smile the next time you walk by. She'll most likely stop you this time. It's worked in the past for me.

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Old 01-10-2010, 03:00 PM   #15
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Wow, just saw a McDonald's commercial where the guy asks a girl if she's heard about the new McDonald's dollar menu. Really?
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:17 PM   #16
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I want to lick you where you pee.
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:53 PM   #17
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I wanna make tea with your dirty panties!
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:59 PM   #18
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If she is rubbing up against you while dancing... "If you wake it up, you have to put it back to sleep!"
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:39 PM   #19
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I wanna make tea with your dirty panties!
Gross!

I cant' think of any good pick up lines...

Last one I remember was when some guy came up and started petting Puggy and asked if we wanted to take her for a walk together and when I said no, he asked for me to go meet him for a drink. Which caught me by surprise because I thought he was gay.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:50 PM   #20
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Last one I remember was when some guy came up and started petting Puggy and asked if we wanted to take her for a walk together .
That does sound rather gay
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