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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
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Meh, I think playing the Barney song continiously is enough to make anyone talk.
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
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Put the subject in a solo cell, with dim and indirect lighting. No windows. No bed. no fixtures, except a hole in the floor and a basic sink.
Pump in constant trance music at 100dB, from hidden speakers. Feed him on a random schedule and vary the "day and night" lighting, so that there is no sense of time. Leave him like that for about a week, then have a casual conversation about everything he knows.
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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The plane is fueled and ready. Pack light, and wear something pretty. JC
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
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George Clooney won't know what hit him.
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Location: Central NY
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Tallahassee
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You would have to capture two. Handcuff them naked around a tree in the woods, spray them with simple syrup and leave them overnight.
The next morning, let them shower, put on warm clothes, feed them very well and sit down for a talk. If they won't talk, take one and spread eagle them and nail them to the plywood wall using framing nail gun one every inch from the palm to the shoulder, and then start under the armpits and nail through the skin along the ribs to the hips. When you finish, you then ask the other one if he would like to talk to you now or alternately shake hands with Mr deli meat Slicer and then his cousin Mr glowing red hot rebar
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