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Old 12-11-2008, 05:46 PM   #231
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Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.
She never, ever had a headache.

And you must be right - no one can be that good. To prove it, we'll let one of our forum women take me for a 'test drive' and render her expert opinion. Any volunteers* ladies?















* Offer of a 'test drive' contingent on the woman actually being a woman - sorry no males, hermaphrodites, transgenders (pre or post op), or similarly 'equipped'. Not valid in any state that prohibits cunnilingus, fellatio, and the host of other fun polysyllabic worded acts that a mutually consenting heterosexual couple might engage in. No cash value, unless performed in Rhode Island or Nevada (as permitted by local or county ordinance) - in which case industry standard rates will be charged to the 'test driver'.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:52 PM   #232
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* Offer of a 'test drive' contingent on the woman actually being a woman - sorry no males, hermaphrodites, transgenders (pre or post op), or similarly 'equipped'. Not valid in any state that prohibits cunnilingus, fellatio, and the host of other fun polysyllabic worded acts that a mutually consenting heterosexual couple might engage in. No cash value, unless performed in Rhode Island or Nevada (as permitted by local or county ordinance) - in which case industry standard rates will be charged to the 'test driver'.
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:21 PM   #233
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It doesn't cost him anything to hope.

BTW, can I date your other daughter?
Um, thinking about all of your contributions to this thread, and, I'm gonna have to go with, no. K thanks.
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:05 PM   #234
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Um, Chet, aren't we still friends on myspace? 'cause if we are, you must not have been paying attention for a really long time!!



Yeah, no, the twin hasn't scored with me. Neither of them have. And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out.


Um no dear I think you deleted me on myspace...
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:06 PM   #235
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Um, thinking about all of your contributions to this thread, and, I'm gonna have to go with, no. K thanks.
Damn!!!
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:13 PM   #236
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Um no dear I think you deleted me on myspace...
No way. I would never have done that? checking now....

Yep, you're still there "The Chet." Have we forgotten my user name on myspace?? Hhmmmm???
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:25 PM   #237
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Though I couldn't "date" an older woman with a major age gap (I'm 24) thinking that it may turn into a "Relationship". I do enjoy hanging out with older women. Much less drama and they also shag like crazy. But hell going to bars, clubs, or whatever involves so little drama it's freaking awesome.

I just wish I fooled around with more older women when I was 16-18 and could bang for hours on end with no rest and when done go run a marathon. Now when I'm done with my 2.1minutes of thunder I just want a sandwich and a nap.

By the way get your daughters to join TWFix and they can put pics of themselves up!!! Also tell them to move to Atlanta too.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:43 PM   #238
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Also tell them to move to Atlanta too.
but tell them to take their time because they'll be stuck in traffic once they get there.
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:25 PM   #239
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No way. I would never have done that? checking now....

Yep, you're still there "The Chet." Have we forgotten my user name on myspace?? Hhmmmm???
Picture guy here, you change your picture and I have no idea who you are..lol Thats why the picture looks NOTHING like you... I am just a dumbass thats all.
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:58 PM   #240
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but tell them to take their time because they'll be stuck in traffic once they get there.
But when stuck in traffic it leaves time for Rushhour nookie!!! Regardless of wether you can make it into the HOV lane or not.
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