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Old 06-02-2011, 02:27 PM   #21
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No, you've got it all wrong:

You have a gay car.

A K car.
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:36 PM   #22
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No, you've got it all wrong:

You have a gay car.

A K car.
You know they make pills for your "little" problem
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:47 PM   #23
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You know they make cars for men too.
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:49 PM   #24
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You know they make cars for men too.
They make dynos too, so you don't get caught out as a lying sack of shit
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Old 06-02-2011, 04:32 PM   #25
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Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno:

Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car.

Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time.
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Old 06-02-2011, 05:19 PM   #26
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Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno:

Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car.

Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time.


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Old 06-02-2011, 08:59 PM   #27
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I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car.

...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car.

One day you will be a man.

At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son.
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:35 PM   #28
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I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car.

...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car.

One day you will be a man.

At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son.
Pot doesn't make you "hip" just helps you fuck up spelling it.
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:04 PM   #29
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That's how not hip you actually are, you don't even know the word "hep". Hep predates hip by a chunk. It predates me by a chunk, but I know it, because I'm hip.



Thanks for executing that perfectly, and proving my point.
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Old 06-02-2011, 10:52 PM   #30
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I'm sorry about what your vehicle says about your sexual orientation (PSSSSSST: The engine is turning the wrong wheels).

My cars (one actually runs...the rest are being restored):

1974 K5 Blazer Monster Truck 350 4-speed 44" tires
!971 Chevelle 350/4-speed ~325 hp
1969 Corvette L48 4-speed 350 hp
1994 LT1 Corvette convertible 6-speed 300 hp
1999 Ford Expedition 4.7 V8, auto

Not a homosexual vehicle in the stable, mate. Yes, my cars consume gas. Men's big cars and trucks do that...it's the price of not being gay, and having cars that don't suck.

Listen, you can always try and save face most of the time by having your GF drive, at least. Just pretend it isn't yours...

My Cadillac had 320 hp stock.

Other than just being your usual dolt self, the Lebaron is kind of a neat car, though I don't like convertibles. My brother had a 86 4 door Lebaron turbo with the three speed auto. The girgling sounds the engine/turbo made were kinda sweet.
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