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Old 05-17-2010, 12:43 AM   #21
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Why do guys have to hide their dick size?
whos hiding? come east. i'll let you hold it
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Old 05-17-2010, 12:44 AM   #22
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Tmall must have a fucking Innie then. That thing sets off car alarms
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:13 AM   #23
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Almost?!?!?
just shootin' some holes in this silly theory.
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:29 AM   #24
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i never got the if you drive something more exciting than a camry you must have a small dick thing.
depends WHY you bought it

because you're an enthusiast & enjoy driving it = normal dick

because you're trying to impress people = little dick

Same with bike exhausts.....

because you like the sound = normal dick

because you are trying to fit in with other bikers who say you "must" get an exhaust = little dick
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:31 AM   #25
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If more women weren't so materialistic then men wouldn't have to buy such things.
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:49 AM   #26
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I always loved to keep them guessing (although ladies were always welcome to find out "firsthand")

My former daily driver:


My old race bike:
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just shootin' some holes
Sing it, brother!
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:18 AM   #28
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Old 05-17-2010, 09:08 AM   #29
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just shootin' some holes in this silly theory.
It doesn't work well when someone has had augmentation for an inadequacy.
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Old 05-17-2010, 10:53 AM   #30
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I always loved to keep them guessing (although ladies were always welcome to find out "firsthand")

My former daily driver:


My old race bike:
That's a pimp ass truck, make me miss my ramcharger
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