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Old 10-01-2010, 03:55 PM   #1
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I'll bet you she's posting as we speak:

"So I went to this local bank where there's usually not a lot of people because I was in a hurry. Got there and there were 2 lines open but some JACKASS was straddling both lines and holding everyone up! So, to teach him a lesson, I pulled next to him (close to the wall, boy I'm daring!) and him and the other car started honking! What a jerk! So, deciding not to get into a confrontation, I rolled up my window and wouldn't make eye contact hoping he'd go away. Good thing I picked the right line because I got right through. Serves them right for not picking a stupid line! Geez, what's WRONG with people?"

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Old 10-01-2010, 03:56 PM   #2
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I'll bet you she's posting as we speak:

"So I went to this local bank where there's usually not a lot of people because I was in a hurry. Got there and there were 2 lines open but some JACKASS was straddling both lines and holding everyone up! So, to teach him a lesson, I pulled next to him (close to the wall, boy I'm daring!) and him and the other car started honking! What a jerk! So, deciding not to get into a confrontation, I rolled up my window and wouldn't make eye contact hoping he'd go away. Good thing I picked the right line because I got right through. Serves them right for not picking a stupid line! Geez, what's WRONG with people?"

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Old 10-01-2010, 04:28 PM   #3
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I'll bet you she's posting as we speak:

"So I went to this local bank where there's usually not a lot of people because I was in a hurry. Got there and there were 2 lines open but some JACKASS was straddling both lines and holding everyone up! So, to teach him a lesson, I pulled next to him (close to the wall, boy I'm daring!) and him and the other car started honking! What a jerk! So, deciding not to get into a confrontation, I rolled up my window and wouldn't make eye contact hoping he'd go away. Good thing I picked the right line because I got right through. Serves them right for not picking a stupid line! Geez, what's WRONG with people?"

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Old 10-01-2010, 04:26 PM   #4
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Unless they are setup for it, then it doesn't matter. banks don't tend to have feeder lines in the parking lot, so you are on your own if you try it and then someone says fuck your feeder line.
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Old 10-01-2010, 04:28 PM   #5
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Unless they are setup for it, then it doesn't matter. banks don't tend to have feeder lines in the parking lot, so you are on your own if you try it and then someone says fuck your feeder line.
Then you say fuck you and smash their fucking window for being a prick fuck.
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Old 10-01-2010, 04:32 PM   #6
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Then you say fuck you and smash their fucking window for being a prick fuck.
Then you get an assault charge
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Old 10-01-2010, 04:48 PM   #7
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Then you get an assault charge
For assaulting a car? At what point did I say to threaten them or even hit them? I just said break their window.
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Old 10-01-2010, 04:52 PM   #8
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For assaulting a car? At what point did I say to threaten them or even hit them? I just said break their window.
you never said they were out of the car, I wouldn't put it past em
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Maybe she was Italian
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Old 10-01-2010, 04:56 PM   #10
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Yeah I know the ones you mean, I processed a million of those...and it should never take longer than 3 minutes unless you have a big change order. These days, these young kids , so damn slow.
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