Quotes... - Page 3

Flexin · 02-09-2009, 01:09 AM

"Stay tuned for part 2
You been me I been u
But we gon switch this thing back
Ima put it on your ass" Usher

James

rogue · 02-09-2009, 07:14 AM

I know you don't smoke weed...I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. It's Friday...you ain't go no job... and you ain't got shit to do!

askmrjesus · 02-09-2009, 07:57 AM

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

Ana Ng.

JC

Tmall · 02-09-2009, 08:34 AM

"I believe there are stupid questions, and they're usually asked by stupid people.."

AquaPython · 02-09-2009, 09:36 AM

Amorok · 02-09-2009, 10:00 AM

I love Boondock Saints, it's one of my favorite movies. So many great quotes in it, but I won't go into that. My sig is a great one, and my best friend gave me "Stupid should hurt."

Dennis Leary said "Life sucks, get a helmet!"

I'm also a big fan of the prayer from the beginning of the shitty horror movie Stay Alive, I have it but I won't post it as it's long.

Unforgiven has some great ones, not only "I'll be your huckleberry!" But also and enrage Kurt Russel screaming "You tell 'em I'm coming, and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!"

Papa_Complex · 02-09-2009, 10:03 AM

Speaking of Kurt Russel, the much under rated movie "Soldier" comes to mind.

Leader's Wife: One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.

the chi · 02-09-2009, 10:05 AM

I've always loved that Kurt Russell one!!

A few of my faves:

The tree of life is self pruning. - unknown

Life is tough, its tougher if youre stupid. - John Wayne

Corey · 02-09-2009, 10:52 AM

Most of my favorites quotes come from one of my favorite movies:

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island."

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

"60% of the time, it works every time."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a movie to watch.

fatbuckRTO · 02-09-2009, 02:20 PM

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

02-09-2009, 01:09 AM	#21
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	"Stay tuned for part 2 You been me I been u But we gon switch this thing back Ima put it on your ass" Usher James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

02-09-2009, 07:57 AM	#23
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I don't want the world, I just want your half. Ana Ng. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

02-09-2009, 10:00 AM	#26
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	I love Boondock Saints, it's one of my favorite movies. So many great quotes in it, but I won't go into that. My sig is a great one, and my best friend gave me "Stupid should hurt." Dennis Leary said "Life sucks, get a helmet!" I'm also a big fan of the prayer from the beginning of the shitty horror movie Stay Alive, I have it but I won't post it as it's long. Unforgiven has some great ones, not only "I'll be your huckleberry!" But also and enrage Kurt Russel screaming "You tell 'em I'm coming, and HELL'S COMING WITH ME!" __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

02-09-2009, 10:52 AM	#29
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	Most of my favorites quotes come from one of my favorite movies: "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island." "I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang." "60% of the time, it works every time." "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." "I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego." Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a movie to watch. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

02-09-2009, 02:20 PM	#30
fatbuckRTO This is not the sig line. Join Date: Dec 2008 Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, moto... Posts: 1,279	In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all: Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Thunder: Who? Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me! Jack Burton: That is not water. Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth. Jack Burton: You mean oil? Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth. Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here. Gracie: I'd go with you but... Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face. Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion? Egg Shen: Yeah. Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it? Egg Shen: Yeah! Jack Burton: Good! Thought so. Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say? Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil. Jack Burton: You're kidding. Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out. Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Lo Pan: Indeed! Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh? Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me! Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye? Jack Burton: Nope. Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." __________________ This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

02-09-2009, 08:34 AM	#24
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	"I believe there are stupid questions, and they're usually asked by stupid people.."

02-09-2009, 10:03 AM	#27
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Speaking of Kurt Russel, the much under rated movie "Soldier" comes to mind. Leader's Wife: One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do? Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.