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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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bullshit. Retalliate! Dial'em up next time you're slaying the old lady!
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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Think about the nasty that went on one wall over back when you were a kid. "Spank me harder, oh yes, big daddy yes"
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Location: Central NY
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750
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Hopefully we will all be "hittin it" long into old age. Who gives a fuck what young whippersnappers think. My 85 year old grandma gave me some great advice last year. she said the true secret to keeping your husband/boyfriend happy is.......wait for it.......Kegels!!! I about died!!
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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Letzroll
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lake Norman area, NC
Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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At least your Dad didn't record a homemade porn over "Edward Scissorhands". And at least you weren't home from school one day wanting to watch a video. And at least you didn't put that video in the VCR and become intrigued by a close up of a chic masterbating.
And at least you didn't lose your lunch when the camera zoomed out and it was your step-mom.
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