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Old 12-27-2009, 08:46 PM   #21
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Heh, good post.
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Old 12-27-2009, 10:25 PM   #22
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I helped shovel snow for 3 hours today. Most women don't do that shit, either.
My wife is a big help around the house. When something needs to be done outside, she's right there next to me, also busting her ass.


The original article posted on Yahoo really pissed me off with the tone it was written. I even replied to the article

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If my wife talked to me in the tone this article is written ( or if I talked to her that way )we'd be having a serious discussion.

#2 I work in a machine shop. I'd be happy to work where the biggest danger was a sharp knife.

#5 I used to race, she didn't. Enough said.

#9 Don't ask a question if you don't want a honest answer. ( pretty simple concept, isn't it? )
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Old 12-27-2009, 11:59 PM   #23
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I require 3 things of my wife.

1. Be naked
2. Be pregnant
3. Be in the kitchen

And all 3 need to be done at the same time
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:05 AM   #24
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I require 3 things of my wife.

1. Be naked
2. Be pregnant
3. Be in the kitchen

And all 3 need to be done at the same time
I took care of number 2 for you.

You can thank me later.
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:23 AM   #25
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I took care of number 2 for you.

You can thank me later.
Appreciate it. My junk doesn't quite work right anymore since I got snipped so someone gotta do the nasty for her. I keep trying but no matter what I do she just wont get pregnant. So for now I figure i will keep on practicing and keep trying. My new motto, 'Never stop! never Quit!'
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:36 AM   #26
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^^^LOL @ Karl
I have come to realize that people purposely create their own drama to make their lives more "interesting".
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:52 AM   #27
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^^^LOL @ Karl
I have come to realize that people purposely create their own drama to make their lives more "interesting".
Would you like a try at getting my wife pregnant too? Ya know I bet i can start charging money for this.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:40 AM   #28
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Would you like a try at getting my wife pregnant too? Ya know I bet i can start charging money for this.
I have heard rumors that guys actually pay for sex but I find it hard to believe...
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:38 AM   #29
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nice write up - if it will fit, you should post that in the comments section , entitled "Fuck You, Diane Oatis" (the author).
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:54 AM   #30
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Best post I have ever read. You should run for king of north America. I would vote for you.
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