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Old 05-27-2009, 12:48 PM   #21
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when I worked in Fla, in a sheet metal shop, one of our guys come running in the shop dancing around. Seems a lizard had dropped on his back from a tree. It was clinging for dear life as he was twirling like a ballerina on speed. wound up being like a gecko or something, about 6 inches long.
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:34 PM   #22
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Just be glad what happened to me didn't happen to you...

I was young (around 4ish) walking into my room... I pushed the door open, which was about an inch from being shut and latched...

This *not exactly this one* fell on my head...




If you can't make out what it is... it is a wolf spider with all it's babies on it's back...

Yes.. it landed on my head and the babies scattered.... all over me. I have a nice little phobia of spiders now...

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Old 05-27-2009, 03:36 PM   #23
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OK, that might get a yip or two out of me.
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:44 PM   #24
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I reached back and flicked off a FREAKIN' BEETLE!!!!!!!!
A BEETLE? Here I was expecting something really gross, like a slug, or a centipede.. but a beetle? Just think of it as an ugly ladybug, then it's not so creepy. (Mind you, I'm not fond of bugs of any sort crawling up my back, but at least the beetle is the lesser of evils! )
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #25
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If you can't make out what it is... it is a wolf spider with all it's babies on it's back...
Ok, I don't want the thing(s) on me, but that's kinda cute with all of her babies in tow.
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:46 PM   #26
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Just be glad what happened to me didn't happen to you...

I was young (around 4ish) walking into my room... I pushed the door open, which was about an inch from being shut and latched...

This *not exactly this one* fell on my head...




If you can't make out what it is... it is a wolf spider with all it's babies on it's back...

Yes.. it landed on my head and the babies scattered.... all over me. I have a nice little phobia of spiders now...
oh FUCK that. I'd light myself on fire first
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #27
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oh FUCK that. I'd light myself on fire first
Trust me... I wanted to jump in a lake (none near by), but my mom grabbed the hose... (insert jokes here) and soaked me neck to nuts...

I didn't go into my room for a while, and didn't shut my door for almost a year.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:24 PM   #28
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Trust me... I wanted to jump in a lake (none near by), but my mom grabbed the hose... (insert jokes here) and soaked me neck to nuts...

I didn't go into my room for a while, and didn't shut my door for almost a year.
big fucking spider and tiny minions. No jokes.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:45 PM   #30
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Ok, it's obvious azoomm hasn't seen this thread yet She's got the spider story to end all spider stories...
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