Cat Owners Pwned

[Dave]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Dude, they tongue bath themselves, you don't have to give them tongue baths! Tori told me that you need pratice in pussy licking but I don't think this is what she meant...Um unless that's what you're into of course, no judgment here bro.

Tori call me!

spit cleaned cats dont exactly smell great, plus their coats look like crap and dont temp me Lon, i might pass her your number

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Dave

a lot less than youd think. Sorthaired ftw

You're fucking making me sick right now. Keep the goddamn cat out of your mouth.

[r1chica]

I've got 2 and they know the deal. They get fed on a schedule, 3x per day. Any mowing or other such begging outside that schedule is asking for the water bottle squirt.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Dave

spit cleaned cats dont exactly smell great, plus their coats look like crap and dont temp me Lon, i might pass her your number

Well maybe you should brush your teeth first?

How about a trade for a couple weeks? I'll take your shorty and you can have my tall drink of water! I kinda miss being able to throw my gf around however I want in bed!!!

[Dave]

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by Tmall

And to think, all my dog does is walk up to me, then to his food dish when its empty..

My cat does the same thing... but he doesn't know he's a cat. He walks up to me... gets all excited and takes off toward his food bowl, turning his head every few steps to make sure I am still following him all the way there.


My cat doesn't really meow, more of a mau sound... he talks (mau's) when you speak to him, or if he get's pissed off...

He got in trouble last night for jumping on the counter. I gave him a swat and dropped him. He ran for cover (for about 10 seconds, until he realized that was the only trouble he was getting into). Just as he got about 2 steps passed me (as he ran behind me), he gave me the "eat S and die" sound...

I have had him (and his actual sister) for 8 years now, got him when he was 4.5 weeks old, and her when she was 3 months old. Was only him, his sister and I for a while, but he has always been a talker.

[Homeslice]

[torilynne]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Dude, they tongue bath themselves, you don't have to give them tongue baths! Tori told me that you need pratice in pussy licking but I don't think this is what she meant...Um unless that's what you're into of course, no judgment here bro.

Tori call me!

i love how i get brought into stuff while im at work lol

anyways i think my cats dont know whether to love me and try to play me with that kinda shit or just fear me cuz even though dave does occassionally punish them its few and far between on the other hand though anytime they do something i dont like theyre instantly being chucked into a room, thrown in a room, or picked up by their scruff which honestly happens at least twice a day with the new cat but our older cat is much better with not pissing me of all the time then again im pretty strict.

Originally Posted by TIGGER

How about a trade for a couple weeks? I'll take your shorty and you can have my tall drink of water! I kinda miss being able to throw my gf around however I want in bed!!!

im down lol
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oh wait my bad i thought you were talking about me and your girl not me and you nevermind not interested anymore

[Dave]

smoked

[marko138]

Originally Posted by torilynne

i love how i get brought into stuff while im at work lol

anyways i think my cats dont know whether to love me and try to play me with that kinda shit or just fear me cuz even though dave does occassionally punish them its few and far between on the other hand though anytime they do something i dont like theyre instantly being chucked into a room, thrown in a room, or picked up by their scruff which honestly happens at least twice a day with the new cat but our older cat is much better with not pissing me of all the time then again im pretty strict.





im down lol
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oh wait my bad i thought you were talking about me and your girl not me and you nevermind not interested anymore

Punctuation FTW.