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Old 11-03-2008, 01:49 PM   #21
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I'd probably rob whoever it was that made liquor. Or join Robin Hood. That is the right time period? Right? lol
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:02 PM   #22
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I'd fuck women like a madman, drink like frat boy, and kill motherfuckers like a hired assassin (only those that deserve it of course).
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:02 PM   #23
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yea... with whom? the hairy bushed hairy legged hairy armpit'd plump unbathed un tan inbred noble society or the scrawny lice infested disease ridden malnourished filthy toothless low class society? oh yea they have just as much hair as the rest of the chicks too.
I've never needed Viagra but if this was all that was available I couldn't get it up with a crane.
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:03 PM   #24
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I'd fuck women like a madman, drink like frat boy, and kill motherfuckers like a hired assassin (only those that deserve it of course).
So nice he had to say it twice.
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:42 PM   #25
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Join the first boatload of vikings I came across and hoist some meade with em! Scoot down to Southern France for a little raping and pillaging, swap off the stolen booty for some riotous good times in Saxony and England, then take some really nice stuff home to the wife and kids in Norway...Hibernate and drink all winter, then do it again next spring...
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:13 PM   #26
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Joan of Ark except for the burning at the stake part, then again, if they realized I was a girl with my hair, I'd probably be in trouble...
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:19 PM   #27
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honestly compared to the women back then Rae... they'd probably think you were starving and feed you like crazy
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Old 11-03-2008, 03:49 PM   #28
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Joan of Ark except for the burning at the stake part, then again, if they realized I was a girl with my hair, I'd probably be in trouble...
I'd follow you to victory or to the stake! Do you think it would be a Outback stake or perhaps a Coltons type deal? I am not partial to red Lobster. (and I want to know how to dress)...
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Old 11-03-2008, 05:07 PM   #29
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I'd follow you to victory or to the stake! Do you think it would be a Outback stake or perhaps a Coltons type deal? I am not partial to red Lobster. (and I want to know how to dress)...

I prefer Longhorns myself, but we may compromise! Casual FTW, or riding attire!
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:19 PM   #30
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I prefer Longhorns myself, but we may compromise! Casual FTW, or riding attire!
did someone say lonhorns he already has on his riding boots also lol
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