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Old 03-03-2009, 03:28 PM   #21
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..... BURRRRRRP ftw.


Going to the firing range was the BEST FUCKING TIME in the Army for me!!!! I was also in the Sgt. York program until it took a shit. That system was cool but NOTHING compares to turning the selector on "100" and firing incendiary rounds down range at ground targets...it looked like HELL just rained down from the sky!!!!! Boy if they would let me take about 1000 M163s and some A-10 Thunderbolts to Iraq and Afghanistan,lift the ban on using them against "human targets" and get the media out of there for a few months,I could rap this whole situation up for them pronto!

"Sgt Denard,I think that the insurgents are hiding in those rocks..."
"Oh really? BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! You see anything up there now?"
"No Sarge!"

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Old 03-03-2009, 08:07 PM   #22
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"Sgt Denard,I think that the insurgents are hiding in those rocks..."
"Oh really? BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! You see anything up there now?"
"No Sarge!"
Oh, you'd see something... granted, it would vaguely resemble barbacoa.
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:21 PM   #23
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Oh, you'd see something... granted, it would vaguely resemble barbacoa.
Barbecue? Anyway,you're right about that! God I loved that system! Fuck Stinger,fuck Chaparral, fuck Patriot! The chassis wasn't a Bradley and the gun system wasn't state of the art but oh baby when those barrels were spinning! There have been *ahem* "rumors" that during um certain conflicts,all it would take was an unloaded spin of the barrels or two to get enemies to surrender! A 60 round burst was like simultaneously sending 30 grenades down range at the same time to the same spot... Booo Yah,Bitches!
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:53 AM   #24
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Yeah, evidently Tigger doesn't know good food when he reads it....
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:45 AM   #25
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Just a couple of scenes down in that video link Tigger posted is an awesome A-10 vidoe with a Rammstein soundtrack! Cool shit! But yeah that machine and perhaps the AC130 is the seat I would love to have if I was flying today!
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:50 AM   #26
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Some sick phucks on this forum...and I like it.
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:32 PM   #27
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Yeah, evidently Tigger doesn't know good food when he reads it....

Naw,I never heard of it...I don't think. Either way,stick a fork in those fucks 'cause they is DONE!!! I was gonna post a pic of a burnt and torn up corpse but thought better of it.
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:53 PM   #28
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Thats one of the shitty things about being here in socal, fucking gun laws are ridiculous.
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Old 03-04-2009, 02:16 PM   #29
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Yeah, I need to get in to guns.
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:46 PM   #30
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Just a couple of scenes down in that video link Tigger posted is an awesome A-10 vidoe with a Rammstein soundtrack! Cool shit! But yeah that machine and perhaps the AC130 is the seat I would love to have if I was flying today!
yup yup, i'd either do the A-10 or the BONE.
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