Avatard: Brazilian Steakhouse

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Cass

The trick, I've found, for going to a churrascaria for dinner is to order the papaya cream dessert. The enzymes in the papaya help in breaking down all the meat proteins. You'll still be full as hell, but you won't be miserable for days.

My trick was to wake up at 3am and go take several massive shits...

[Cass]

Well hey.. if that works for you, then ossum

Me, I'll stick with papaya and no 3am massive shits.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Trip

I would give that one to China.

Japan has a pretty fucking pissy odor everywhere too, man.

The whole place kinda smells of fish and piss.

The milk tastes like fish, because they feed the cows fishmeal.

Meat is scarce, and they're afraid of pubes, and genitalia (supposedly), yet they're the sickest, most perved out motherfuckers, bar none, period, in case you've never seen their porn.

Everyone's got the same fucking bowl haircut, and everything's way too fucking small and overpriced.

...and yeah, it smells of piss like a motherfucker.

Of course, you understand that better, if you walk the streets on a Saturday night, and see all the drunken businessmen passed out on the sidewalk, pissing themselves, and then it all makes sense.

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Of course, you understand that better, if you walk the streets on a Saturday night, and see all the drunken businessmen passed out on the sidewalk, pissing themselves, and then it all makes sense.

Are we talking about Japan or Bourbon Street? I am quite use to seeing that shit in New Orleans. Bourbon Street has the eternal smell of piss and rum.

[Avatard]

Some insights on Brazilian Food:

http://www.suite101.com/brazilian-food

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Japan has a pretty fucking pissy odor everywhere too, man.

The whole place kinda smells of fish and piss.

The milk tastes like fish, because they feed the cows fishmeal.

Meat is scarce, and they're afraid of pubes, and genitalia (supposedly), yet they're the sickest, most perved out motherfuckers, bar none, period, in case you've never seen their porn.

Everyone's got the same fucking bowl haircut, and everything's way too fucking small and overpriced.

...and yeah, it smells of piss like a motherfucker.

Of course, you understand that better, if you walk the streets on a Saturday night, and see all the drunken businessmen passed out on the sidewalk, pissing themselves, and then it all makes sense.

You must be talking about Newark...

I've been to Japan 11 times and it is the cleanest country I've ever visted...doesn't smell at all. This country should take notes.

They are drunk alot tho and the cars suck ass...

[Homeslice]

I heard Korean guys can score quite easily in Japan, because Japanese women are tired of how girly/metro Japanese men usually are.

[tallywacker]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

I heard Korean guys can score quite easily in Japan, because Japanese women are tired of how girly/metro Japanese men usually are.

So can Marines

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Yes, finally Brazil can be known for more than Pele, Carmen Miranda, my family's music, genital waxing, string bikinis, plastic surgery, and girls with big asses.

Yes, we do, in fact, make a damn fine BBQ.

Churrascaria... better than a Brazilian Handshake