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Old 02-12-2009, 03:41 PM   #21
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MMMMmmmmgood!
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Old 02-12-2009, 03:47 PM   #22
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I fuckin love coffee. I've never noticed making me have to poop. Sometimes If I drink like 6 cups in an evening I have to piss really bad, but that's understandable. Nicotene makes me have to poop though.
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Old 02-12-2009, 04:29 PM   #23
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I drink about three of those strong ass Vietnamese coffee with condensed milk and it's like B-52 carpet bombing of Hanoi. Talk about some serious cleaning out.
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:03 PM   #24
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I am so glad my colon works normally. I have friends and family who either go too often, not enough, or in the wrong consistency. It seems to be quite a nightmare inconvenience for them.

My almost 4 year old holds it till he can't stand it and then delivers coke can sized presents that make him scared to do it again next time. Made potty training a nightmare. And as a parent seeing your kid almost in tears crying "PU is coming for me!" makes you want to luagh and cry.
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:07 PM   #25
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Something to do with the warm water... must soften things and relax them, so you go.

Good way to clean your system out!
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Old 02-12-2009, 05:18 PM   #26
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It's not always a good way to clean your system out, like I said it's more of a good way to unlock a totally stopped system. But that's a desperate measure, if I'd had another available I'd have tried something else. Came out like a fist and almost cracked the bowl.
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It's not always a good way to clean your system out, like I said it's more of a good way to unlock a totally stopped system. But that's a desperate measure, if I'd had another available I'd have tried something else. Came out like a fist and almost cracked the bowl.
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:12 PM   #28
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Three pages of crap! This is funny...
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Old 02-12-2009, 06:20 PM   #29
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I only drink coffee when I'm really cold and trying to warm up.

Everyone at work drinks at least a LARGE cup or two of coffee at night to help them stay awake.

We only have one bathroom at work. It has one window and it cannot be opened.

The bathroom is but a few steps away from our work stations.

All that being said, this is the only reason I dislike my job. There's no air freshener on earth that effectively eliminates coffee poo odor...double wammy if it's mixed with Taco Hell.

And I have to pee about every half hour.
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when we put a neuro patient on a bowel regimine, hot liquids are one things we reccomend to them. hot liquids help get the bowels moving.

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