The Execution of Primary Mouse - Page 3

Rider · 06-11-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Add a gasoline soaked mouse, so it catches on fire as it gets sent to the sky and we have a winner.

Strap an M-80 to the mouse with a fuse long enough so that the M-80 will go off just after the rocket parachute opens. Light fuse just before rocket launch.

Trip · 06-11-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by asphinctersayswhat

Strap an M-80 to the mouse with a fuse long enough so that the M-80 will go off just after the rocket parachute opens. Light fuse just before rocket launch.

nah, shotgun blast would be better.

Rider · 06-11-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

nah, shotgun blast would be better.

But you cant shoot the mouse with a shotgun at a 1000ft.

papapoi · 06-11-2010, 03:59 PM

CHAINSAW!!! works for zombies also.

udman · 06-11-2010, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.

But it gets my vote.

No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.

pauldun170 · 06-11-2010, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by udman

No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.

Homeslice · 06-11-2010, 05:30 PM

Fire is boring, there is no physical satisfaction.

Club it to pieces, Office Space style. Shoot video. Bonus points for gansta rap in the background.

Avatard · 06-11-2010, 05:59 PM

Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.

Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.

Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.

askmrjesus · 06-11-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.

Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.

Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.

A lot of good ideas this time around, this might take a while.

Dead Mouse Walking II, will be in a theater near you on July 4th.

JC

njchopper87 · 06-11-2010, 08:27 PM

I initially voted fire, but I'm now convinced shotgun is the better way to go about it. Then you should torch whatever remains there might be.

Found this gem while looking up what a fatwa is..

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010...enting_is.html

View Poll Results: What's it going to be?
Stab it	0	0%
Shotgun	9	20.45%
.45	6	13.64%
Fire	4	9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem)	9	20.45%
Issue a fatwa	3	6.82%
Hammer Time!	1	2.27%
Death by Ducati	9	20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely)	1	2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option)	2	4.55%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

06-11-2010, 03:59 PM	#24
papapoi Lost Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Florida Panhandle Posts: 178	CHAINSAW!!! works for zombies also. __________________

06-11-2010, 05:59 PM	#28
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub. Use flailing charging base to take out rodent. Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-11-2010, 05:30 PM	#27
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Fire is boring, there is no physical satisfaction. Club it to pieces, Office Space style. Shoot video. Bonus points for gansta rap in the background.