Pick up lines - Page 3

t-homo · 01-10-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

That does sound rather gay

For sure.

askmrjesus · 01-10-2010, 09:37 PM

What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this?

You look just that girl on Mork and Mindy. I had a huge crush on her.

I have a hundred thousand signatures demanding you go home with me tonight.

JC

goof2 · 01-10-2010, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You look just that girl on Mork and Mindy. I had a huge crush on her.

That must have worked really well back in 1981. Did you wear rainbow suspenders too?

askmrjesus · 01-10-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2

That must have worked really well back in 1981. Did you wear rainbow suspenders too?

You don't understand how this whole thing works.

If you want to start a conversation, you don't reference some current bimbo, any idiot can do that. The trick is to make a statement that requires a question in response.

Then again, if the question you get in response is, "Why are you staking me?", you may have to tweak your statement a bit...

JC

racedoll · 01-10-2010, 10:15 PM

I might have this one wrong but it was the one my friend said that would have gotten him smacked (or anyone else).

Is that a keg behind you, because I'd like to tap that ____.

OneNotSoSickPsycho · 01-10-2010, 10:20 PM

"If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder, (closest towards you) or THIS shoulder?? (reach around and put your arm around her on her shoulder).

This is SOOO cheesy and hilarious. Works everytime....guaranteed.

Trip · 01-10-2010, 10:22 PM

I don't use lines, I just knock my women to the ground. Worked pretty well for me.

goof2 · 01-10-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You don't understand how this whole thing works.

If you want to start a conversation, you don't reference some current bimbo, any idiot can do that. The trick is to make a statement that requires a question in response.

Then again, if the question you get in response is, "Why are you staking me?", you may have to tweak your statement a bit...

JC

I understand what you are saying, but "How fucking old are you?" is not a great response either.

Captain Morgan · 01-11-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by goof2

I understand what you are saying, but "How fucking old are you?" is not a great response either.

meh, the girl I met up with didn't have that response. She was a little surprised to find out I'm 36 (as I was to find out she's only 23) but she didn't take off running.

Apoc · 01-11-2010, 12:45 AM

'let me buy you a double' (and then one more, and she should be good to go)

01-10-2010, 09:37 PM	#22
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this? You look just that girl on Mork and Mindy. I had a huge crush on her. I have a hundred thousand signatures demanding you go home with me tonight. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

01-10-2010, 10:20 PM	#26
OneNotSoSickPsycho Squidliest Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Orlando, Fl Moto: OSP Posts: 266	"If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder, (closest towards you) or THIS shoulder?? (reach around and put your arm around her on her shoulder). This is SOOO cheesy and hilarious. Works everytime....guaranteed. __________________

01-11-2010, 12:45 AM	#30
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	'let me buy you a double' (and then one more, and she should be good to go) __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

01-10-2010, 10:15 PM	#25
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	I might have this one wrong but it was the one my friend said that would have gotten him smacked (or anyone else). Is that a keg behind you, because I'd like to tap that ____.