Any new-gym go'er/resolutioners?

[Sean]

Man, you guys get pissed at a lot at the gym. Most of the time I barely notice anyone else there.

Except that weird roided out Asian chick that slams weights and screams at people that walk near her machine. She scares me.

[askmrjesus]

Fuck that.

I'm not picking up anything heavy unless there's money involved.

JC

[Rider]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Fuck that.

I'm not picking up anything heavy unless there's money involved.

JC

So you'd pay for fat hookers but not thin ones?

[Kerry_129]

Originally Posted by AquaPython

the man in the mirror:
even older man. always in the bathroom, locker area. never EVER seen outside in the actual gym. he may live there. always naked. If not, then he is wrapped with a towel and will be naked soon. will hold full conversations with other men while stark naked. will blow dry his hair in front of the mirror, naked. why the FUCK do you have to be naked to blow dry your hair?

Oh god, I HATE those guys!! Like, seriously, man - I'm glad you're comfortable with your wrinkly ass and little turtle-head, but you don't have to show them off to every damn body, and NO, I don't want to talk or maintain eye-contact with your creepy ass!

Not really a 'New Year' thing, but I typically have worked-out more frequently during the wintertime, just 'cus it's cold and riding/outdoor activities are less frequent. My living situation at the moment gives me more time (and frustration) to burn off also, so the timing is right to get myself into a much more thorough & consistent routine than I've had in years (used to be pretty religious about it).

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Rider

So you'd pay for fat hookers but not thin ones?

Pound for pound, fat hookers are a better deal.

JC

[Cutty72]

Mine isn't a new years thing, it's a deployment thing. Working out 6 days a week, and I can notice the difference.
Biggest thing is going to be if I can keep it up when I get home.
Soooo many better things at home. Beer, bikes, hunting, etc etc.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Fuck that.

I'm not picking up anything heavy unless there's money involved.

JC

Me and you, bro!!! My sweat costs money!

[Amber Lamps]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWkPRSE-W4

[Leon]

Originally Posted by AquaPython

the beast that stares:
unequal parts man and woman. you are never sure what it actually is. the strength of ten men. vascular thighs. and a b cup ? oh yes. it is omnipresent in the gym floor. you come after work, it's there. you come on a sunday morning, it's there. does it work? how does it pay for it's membership? it knows everyone. oh yea, and it stares at you hungrily.

I've seen that thing at your gym and will never go there again.

So far the resolutioners haven't been too bad this year. I'm hoping it continues to stay the same way.

[TYEster]

Originally Posted by Sean

Man, you guys get pissed at a lot at the gym. Most of the time I barely notice anyone else there.

Except that weird roided out Asian chick that slams weights and screams at people that walk near her machine. She scares me.

It wasn't a big deal because it's something small. It's when that something small because a huge nuisance that happens all the time. I mean, it's in the name LOCKer. Lock it up or deal with the identity theft that can and probably will follow when I assume you're name and/or sell it to a Nigerian scam artist.

As for the people who use the gym, I don't care who or what you are doing because it's got no relevance to me.