A rare venting - Page 3

101lifts2 · 06-01-2010, 09:49 PM

Man you guys complain about the smallest things.

Oh...you are going to have to pay the taxes on the rental car. IIRC, Ford does not pay. And in Canada that might be 50% of the bill. LOL

Papa_Complex · 06-01-2010, 09:57 PM

I don't have to pay one cent for the rental. I'm pissed that they didn't think to tell me about the delay and I'm definitely not liking this Camry. It's nothing like my '91. You mash the accelerator on this thing and it feels like it has turbo lag, but without the big hit of speed.

Rangerscott · 06-01-2010, 11:06 PM

Their tired of cleaning out the dead hookers they find in the trunks.

Papa_Complex · 06-01-2010, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Their tired of cleaning out the dead hookers they find in the trunks.

Huh. All that I found in the trunk was a "Club." Must have already dumped the hooker in the lake.

Particle Man · 06-01-2010, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

OK, every musician knows never to leave his instrument - not even for a second, out of their sight. One night, after a very long gig (Octoberfest, no doubt), an accordionist is too tired to carry his stuff up to his 5th floor walkup, and decides to leave his axe in the back seat.

The next morning, the accordionist wakes up, panicked, having had a terrible nightmare that someone has broken into his car, where he had left his prized instrument.

The musician runs down the stairs, and immediately notices the window of his parked car has been smashed, so he checks to see if his accordion is still there. But when he opens up the car, he finds out somebody has left three more accordions on the back seat.

I've heard that joke using a sophrano sax as well

Apoc · 06-02-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Man you guys complain about the smallest things.

Oh...you are going to have to pay the taxes on the rental car. IIRC, Ford does not pay. And in Canada that might be 50% of the bill. LOL

Uhhh... No... And the tax rate is about 13% on purchases (here, im not sure the exact number in Ontario)....

Papa_Complex · 06-02-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Uhhh... No... And the tax rate is about 13% on purchases (here, im not sure the exact number in Ontario)....

The HST kicks in here next month, making the combined Federal and Provincial taxes 13% here also.

sherri_chickie · 06-03-2010, 12:23 AM

Gotta love Alberta.. 5% GST and that's it... he he

Amorok · 06-03-2010, 12:44 AM

If your power steering went out on the highway shouldn't it be easier to turn the wheel? If you have a good head of steam up as long as it's not too sharp of a turn it should be easier the faster you go.

Dnyce · 06-03-2010, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

If your power steering went out on the highway shouldn't it be easier to turn the wheel? If you have a good head of steam up as long as it's not too sharp of a turn it should be easier the faster you go.

06-01-2010, 09:49 PM	#21
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Man you guys complain about the smallest things. Oh...you are going to have to pay the taxes on the rental car. IIRC, Ford does not pay. And in Canada that might be 50% of the bill. LOL __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

06-01-2010, 09:57 PM	#22
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	I don't have to pay one cent for the rental. I'm pissed that they didn't think to tell me about the delay and I'm definitely not liking this Camry. It's nothing like my '91. You mash the accelerator on this thing and it feels like it has turbo lag, but without the big hit of speed. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

06-03-2010, 12:44 AM	#29
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	If your power steering went out on the highway shouldn't it be easier to turn the wheel? If you have a good head of steam up as long as it's not too sharp of a turn it should be easier the faster you go. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

06-01-2010, 11:06 PM	#23
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Their tired of cleaning out the dead hookers they find in the trunks.

06-03-2010, 12:23 AM	#28
sherri_chickie WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Calgary Moto: Gs500F Posts: 683	Gotta love Alberta.. 5% GST and that's it... he he