{bahahaha} so I rode the bike to the pharmacy - Page 3

Particle Man · 05-26-2009, 06:35 AM

Some girl at work once asked me if I ride a harley or a street bike... um...

MissHell · 05-26-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bmblebee

Being old and irritable, anymore, when people look at me and ask, "Do you ride a motorcycle?" I look them straight in the eye and ask, "You don't?"

I need to remember that one!

'73 H1 Triple · 05-26-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

I got da guns... time to ban some bitches...

The wife, Ms Credit Union Manager... always throws people off when she tells them she rides a harley. Its funny.

I think why the kid was all full of piss and vinegar was the older couple ( 60 ish) that left as I pulled in.
( no wave or acknowledge either

)

It was the his & hers stereotypical HD riders. Chaps, matching dew rags and leather vests. I guess dressing for "safety" versus fashion made it a bit more likely that I had something sporty.

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Originally Posted by Antwanny

so im glad this topic came up, what do buell riders respond with?

Just ask the kid if he's practicing or if being an asshole comes naturally

Gas Man · 05-26-2009, 09:05 PM

Yeah the matcho or the people that look like they just fell out of the HD clothing tree just make me shake my head. I make a good effort to NOT purchase everything HD.

That being said... I did purchase a real nice black leather HD dog leash.

racedoll · 05-26-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

I dunno, my Honda was assembled in Ohio, so is it really a Japanese bike? And didn't they move the assembly of the softails that were built in York to Mexico? Does that make them Mexican bikes? Do they also come standard with some swine flu?

I hate when people at work as me if I rode over the weekend after coming in with some sun. I'm like duh... I can't get sun through my helmet and leathers, which they seem me walk in to work with each time I ride the bike there. I hate small talk. "How was vacation?" "Did you have a nice weekend?" "Good Morning." Bullshit, just leave me alone to do my job.

Phenix_Rider · 05-26-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by racedoll

I hate when people at work as me if I rode over the weekend after coming in with some sun. I'm like duh... I can't get sun through my helmet and leathers, which they seem me walk in to work with each time I ride the bike there. I hate small talk. "How was vacation?" "Did you have a nice weekend?" "Good Morning." Bullshit, just leave me alone to do my job.

You sound like me. I don't feel the need to speak to every person I see! Especially when I'm somewhere I don't exactly want to be- Especially in the morning!

Having a pair helps bring out the extrovert me though

z06boy · 05-27-2009, 11:36 AM

Around here to most you either ride a...

Harley

Harley copy or a Harley wannabe (metric cruiser or Victory)

or a crotch rocket...

I usually just respond with "I ride and like them all but currently own a sportbike...or crotch rocket... it's an R1 and my wife rides an R6".

I like cruisers too and would like to own one of each but if it's only one...it will be a sportbike for me.

HRCNICK11 · 05-28-2009, 09:42 AM

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That being said... I did purchase a real nice black leather HD dog leash.

And we better not see you wearing it.

Man I live to close to post that, he is going to kill me!

LeeNetworX · 05-28-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by smittie61984

i had some redneck old bitch at a walmart ask me what i ride. I say "a motorcycle' which is my typical response. She goes "i figured that. What kind". I said a "sport bike". She goes "i figured that. I mean a gsxr, cbr, ducati, triump, buell". I was kind of dumbfounded and then found out she rode a triumph 955. This bitch was like 60 and had 3 teeth.

lmao

That's awesome.

HRCNICK11 · 05-28-2009, 10:28 AM

Observe the teeth to tattoo ratio while checking out the ladys in walmart. "Checking out" is a poor choice of words here but you know what I mean.

05-26-2009, 06:35 AM	#21
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Some girl at work once asked me if I ride a harley or a street bike... um... __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Yeah the matcho or the people that look like they just fell out of the HD clothing tree just make me shake my head. I make a good effort to NOT purchase everything HD. That being said... I did purchase a real nice black leather HD dog leash. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

05-27-2009, 11:36 AM	#27
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Around here to most you either ride a... Harley Harley copy or a Harley wannabe (metric cruiser or Victory) or a crotch rocket... I usually just respond with "I ride and like them all but currently own a sportbike...or crotch rocket... it's an R1 and my wife rides an R6". I like cruisers too and would like to own one of each but if it's only one...it will be a sportbike for me.

05-28-2009, 10:28 AM	#30
HRCNICK11 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 429	Observe the teeth to tattoo ratio while checking out the ladys in walmart. "Checking out" is a poor choice of words here but you know what I mean.