Fooking Ghetto Bitches - Page 3

HurricaneHeather · 11-14-2008, 06:26 PM

pull your damn shirt down girl!

JARVIS518 · 11-14-2008, 06:29 PM

i think shes trying to get somones attention

KSGregman · 11-14-2008, 06:29 PM

Lee: Goddamnit...I just threw up a little bit in my mouth looking at that....

The Muffin Top: Fuck yeah...I'm banging all right....every fucker in this room wants me.

WTF are some girls thinking?!

speedylocksmith · 11-14-2008, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

So I'm sitting here at the gate, charging my laptop and watching my flight get pushed back by 30 minute increments, every 15 minutes or so.......

Some girls walk up and sit next to me and see the departure info and wonder what's up. I politely start telling them what's going on, what the line is for, etc. They ask me a few questions and I pleasantly answer them.

They walk off without even a simple fucking thank you.

The general population sucks. That is all.

fuck their sister!!

askmrjesus · 11-14-2008, 07:28 PM

Ghetto Muffin: There's a man stalking me with a cell phone camera!

TSA: He's not stalking you, he just wants you to stop dressing like a whore.

Ghetto Muffin: Are you going to arrest him?

TSA: No, were going to laugh at his pictures in the airport bar, after you leave.

Ghetto Muffin: Haterz!

TSA: Just get on the fucking plane and go away.

JC

Captain Morgan · 11-14-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

FLL

I guess the weather in ATL has been crappy all day and flights have been delayed all day.

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I usually fly Delta as well because they're the only one with direct flights to ATL from my dinky airport in SYR.

Yeah, there isn't much in that part of the terminal there. Then again, the whole airport is kinda that way...

I'm fucking cracking up cause I'm thinking about Kenny Tarmac off the Bob & Tom show. If you've never heard it, he's a traveling salesman who talks really fucking loud on his cell phone all the time. "HEY SHOOTER, WE JUST LANDED. YEAH, I'M ON A LAYOVER AT ATL FROM ORD ON THE WAY TO LAX."

He always cracks me up.

PiZdETS · 11-15-2008, 12:51 AM

Lemme know if you're flying through cvg people. I push back planes and fuck up your bags all day baby.

Dave · 11-15-2008, 12:58 AM

trampstamp?

LeeNetworX · 11-15-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

trampstamp?

No - just a big sausage poking out above her jeans.

Particle Man · 11-15-2008, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiZdETS

Lemme know if you're flying through cvg people. I push back planes and fuck up your bags all day baby.

so YOU'RE the one

11-14-2008, 07:28 PM	#25
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Ghetto Muffin: There's a man stalking me with a cell phone camera! TSA: He's not stalking you, he just wants you to stop dressing like a whore. Ghetto Muffin: Are you going to arrest him? TSA: No, were going to laugh at his pictures in the airport bar, after you leave. Ghetto Muffin: Haterz! TSA: Just get on the fucking plane and go away. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

11-15-2008, 12:51 AM	#27
PiZdETS ⎷⎛⎝ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ⎷⎛⎝ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ⎷⎛⎝ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ⎷⎛⎝ Moto: ⎷⎛⎝ ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ ⎷⎛⎝ Posts: 990	Lemme know if you're flying through cvg people. I push back planes and fuck up your bags all day baby. __________________

11-15-2008, 12:58 AM	#28
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	trampstamp? __________________ TWF Post whore #6

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HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	pull your damn shirt down girl!

11-14-2008, 06:29 PM	#22
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	i think shes trying to get somones attention

11-14-2008, 06:29 PM	#23
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Lee: Goddamnit...I just threw up a little bit in my mouth looking at that.... The Muffin Top: Fuck yeah...I'm banging all right....every fucker in this room wants me. WTF are some girls thinking?!