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Old 07-21-2011, 09:33 PM   #21
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I think that I can make that work.... with some explosives.
Need to fit bacon and beer in there too.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:02 PM   #22
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Need to fit bacon and beer in there too.
Well ham + explosives is pretty close to bacon.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:08 PM   #23
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You had one of our Unit 2 contractors come visit, they do shit like this all the time to our bathrooms since we have the nicest ones.
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Old 07-22-2011, 01:53 AM   #24
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Old 07-22-2011, 06:15 AM   #25
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Time for Chipotlaway.
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Old 07-22-2011, 10:06 AM   #26
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OK.

So some posh suburb a full hour from Miami is going to have a CSI team?

Seems like a "CSI Miami" would be more interesting. But maybe they were afraid people would think of Miami Vice? LOL
Are you joking? there was a real CSI: Miami, i just took this picture working in lake worth.

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That explains it.

You know how people in Florida love to buy those little baby alligators, and at first their all like "Oooh this is so cool". Then their like "Holy Fuck! These things have teeth!" So then try to flush them down the john, and POW! some dude gets a gator on his balls, there's blood everywhere, you're taking pictures of the toilet, and there's a gator with a taste for ball meat on the loose in West Palm Beach.

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Ha, but the people that flushed gators are New Yorkers, in New York. Hence the "Gator in the NY Sewers" Urban myth... in Fl they are already in the water system, so you are probably right.

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Chipotle.
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Old 07-22-2011, 10:23 AM   #27
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Looks like a case for the Hardly Boys. They should be able to pick up a raging clue quicly on this one.
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:30 AM   #28
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and lake worth <> Posh
I wasn't going to say it; but I'm glad someone did.

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Old 07-27-2011, 10:31 AM   #29
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next to west palm beach, FL
You work in LW now?
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:34 AM   #30
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yea buzz, you around?
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