In Soviet Russia..... - Page 3

Dave · 10-02-2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Sometimes I put my penis in tanks.

I used to masturbate in mine constantly. Pays to be the driver and the only guy in the hull..

askmrjesus · 10-02-2011, 08:26 PM

Remind me not to buy a used tank from Dave.

JC

Dave · 10-02-2011, 08:33 PM

Just check under the seat for socks

Adeptus_Minor · 10-02-2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

I threw it in as a trap :P

Yeah, he told me...

askmrjesus · 10-02-2011, 08:46 PM

Remind me not to buy any socks from Dave either.

In fact, no one should ever buy anything from Dave. Apparently he masturbates on everything.

JC

Particle Man · 10-03-2011, 11:39 AM

This thread I making me laugh.

Tanks a lot.

10-02-2011, 08:26 PM	#22
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Remind me not to buy a used tank from Dave. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

10-02-2011, 08:33 PM	#23
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Just check under the seat for socks __________________ TWF Post whore #6

10-02-2011, 08:46 PM	#25
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Remind me not to buy any socks from Dave either. In fact, no one should ever buy anything from Dave. Apparently he masturbates on everything. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

10-03-2011, 11:39 AM	#26
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	This thread I making me laugh. Tanks a lot.