02-03-2010, 06:39 PM | #21 |
sergeant hatred
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Fuck! I am dying here. this is the funniest thread in a very long time.
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02-03-2010, 06:44 PM | #22 |
Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
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This is fucking hilarious.
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02-03-2010, 07:20 PM | #23 |
WERA White Plate
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Holy shit, so much funny!
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02-04-2010, 02:23 PM | #25 |
Chaotic Neutral
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thats awesome
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02-04-2010, 02:28 PM | #26 |
WSB Champion
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that is hilarious
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02-04-2010, 03:48 PM | #27 |
AMA Supersport
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I got some guys good last night. When my wife came home I had her look pretty and sit in front of the webcam while I sat to the side off cam with a keyboard. We got a group of guys on and she started flirting with them and stuff. It didn't take long for them to ask to see her tits so she agreed.
She stood up and backed up so they could see her whole body. She started taking her shirt off and BAM!...I jumped in with my balls hanging out full screen!! hahahahahaha. OMG they were pissed!!! I put my face up to the cam and said, "I got you fuckers good!!" Then we got a lil skinny guy on and she started flirting with him and stuff. Told him she was lonely because her husband worked the night shift as a cop. So this went on for a couple of minutes and my wife looks over to her fight with a terrified look and starts "trying to explain" I came into view of the camera with my .45 strapped to my side and "backhanded" her out of her chair. Then I got close to the cam and was reading the screen and going "What the fuck?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" He signed off. hahahaha.
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02-04-2010, 05:10 PM | #28 |
Serious Business
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02-04-2010, 06:04 PM | #29 |
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02-04-2010, 06:48 PM | #30 |
Let's do another U-turn
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WTF? I must be missing something.
Edit: okay, figured it out. but I don't have any .gifs to use to fuck with people, so I'll pass Last edited by Captain Morgan; 02-04-2010 at 07:00 PM.. |
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