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too much time on my hands
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my personal favorite, is sandpaper to their genitals, after using duct tape to rip every hair from their heathen bodies, after which salt water is poured upon their bodies. if that fails, childrens safety scissors and a threat of castration should get em to talk. in the case of muslims, force them to eat nothing but pig meat until they talk. then feed em some more. |
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Elitist
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Community Curmudgeon
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
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Strap subject to a table. Put a six inch piece of 2 inch PVC pipe in subject's butt.
Insert three hungry baby rats into pipe, and close with wire screen. When he offers to tell you everything he knows, laugh and tell him you don't really care. See, this is why I can't work for the CIA. JC
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Serious Business
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I wouldn't toture anyone.
I'd get the suspect and gather up his immediate family. I'd put them all in a room with a meat grinder. I'd ask a few questions. Then I'd tell the suspect that if his answers prove wrong, I'd motion to the youngest person who appears important to them and then motion to the meat grinder. Then I'd laugh and say just kidding and have them sign a bunch of forms. Each one stamped with a goatse. |
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too much time on my hands
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Nomadic Tribesman
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Location: Brampton, Canada
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Actually it is.
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With MORE TYEstosterone
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: TX
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Eh I'm not really into cruelty. If I straight dislike someone enough to cause physical harm I'll just kill em. And their family.
The REAL torture is to not just damage their body until they die, which can be quite quickly from the sound of some of your methods, but to actually know enough medical information to keep them alive for a long long time to suffer as much as possible. |
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Elitist
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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I'd take a tatoo gun and a pig, drain its blood in front of the guy and give him a pig blood tatoo
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