Ladies, how much of this is true? - Page 3

Sean · 12-19-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

8. Emily Deschanel
"Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your 'lady friend' -- or that's exactly what we'll become."

Ok, this one I a) don't get and b) have gotten crap for. No I don't say "lady friend" but if she's introducing herself why do I get crap for not introducing them as my girlfriend? And what am I supposed to say if we haven't had the talk at this point?

HokieDNA01 · 12-19-2009, 06:07 PM

How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

Cutty72 · 12-19-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleck750

The perfect house would have a toilet AND a urinal. Or his and her bathrooms.

I have his/hers bathrooms for the most part.
The upstairs bathroom is "hers" and if I use it, the lid goes down with the seat.

The basement bathroom is mine. The seat stays up.

Trip · 12-19-2009, 06:55 PM

Women should put the seat up for us, that way we don't piss on it because we don't feel like putting it up.

neebelung · 12-19-2009, 06:58 PM

Yeah, most of it seems pretty on target, but...

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.

Trip · 12-19-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.

When you are drunk it's best to find a completely open toilet. I'm not above pissing on a closed one. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Particle Man · 12-19-2009, 08:33 PM

We've never had the toilet seat discussion in this house - we each have our own bathroom

(incidentally, I keep the lid down because I have a 2 year old and don't want her ending up drowning)

Kerry_129 · 12-19-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

Maybe 'cus it sounds like Vegas-ese for 'my hooker'?...

anthonyk · 12-19-2009, 09:10 PM

Funny stuff, and every one of them true (to some extent) for my wife.

HurricaneHeather · 12-19-2009, 09:37 PM

The Alyssa Milano one is friggin hilarious and absolutely true.

The toilet seat thing?

I grew up with two older brothers, I just got used to it. My husband grew up with two younger sisters, he just got used to it. There has never been a discussion about this topic in our house.

12-19-2009, 06:07 PM	#22
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

12-19-2009, 08:33 PM	#27
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	We've never had the toilet seat discussion in this house - we each have our own bathroom (incidentally, I keep the lid down because I have a 2 year old and don't want her ending up drowning) __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-19-2009, 06:58 PM	#25
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Yeah, most of it seems pretty on target, but... The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet.

12-19-2009, 09:10 PM	#29
anthonyk WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco Posts: 1,041	Funny stuff, and every one of them true (to some extent) for my wife.

12-19-2009, 09:37 PM	#30
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	The Alyssa Milano one is friggin hilarious and absolutely true. The toilet seat thing? I grew up with two older brothers, I just got used to it. My husband grew up with two younger sisters, he just got used to it. There has never been a discussion about this topic in our house.