iTablet

[LeeNetworX]

I've got a marketing slogan for Apple:

"iPad...it's for when you need more freedom when on your iPeriod."

[AquaPython]

if the IPad is a Pad to help with those heavy flow days, what is one to do with the Mini or the Shuffle ? tie a string to it, or just use the usb cord?

[LeeNetworX]

The only thing useful I've seen it do so far is run a Windows 7 desktop on it, full screen, via Citrix XenDesktop. Our guys have been doing it in house.

[Avatard]

For any computer to be truly successful, any industry professional will tell you that it really needs to have, is what is known as a "killer app", that single-most-important application that would make you want to own it.

After reviewing the video on this unit at the Apple site, I can truly say that I have figured out exactly what the "killer app" for this device is:

The crapper. That's where I'd best be able to make use of this device. It is at best the device that would replace my crapper magazine/book.

[derf]

If it could be used to control everything then maybe I could see a use for it, change the heat settings in my house, change my tv channel, tell me whats in the fridge, run a bath for me, and be my alarm clock. Then I can see a need for it. Until then I have a cell phone a laptop, and a desktop, I dont need anything else.

[Avatard]

Right now it can't even run flash.

[derf]

tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."

From the comments section of "Period Pieces":

lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt?

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup

morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen.

ms negative the easy-going unicorn: someone needs to make a 'mysterious blue liquid stain on white' wallpaper for this.

LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon.

Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me??

NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...

Cinnamoncanuck: @NellMood: Aunt Flo will be so happy! Reply

soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing...

vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.

Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.

andBegorrah: Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing.

NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.

BicSharpie: Hopefully it will help people deal with the 24-hour news cycle.

[derf]

• Intense visuals, including three-dimensional clotting.

• Hardware tough enough to withstand leakage.

• Attention-getting aesthetics — sleek Winged Design™ will turn heads.

• Pets will love it...especially dogs.

• Stay-put adhesive — stick it in the palm of your hand and leave your other hand free!

• Convenient disposability keeps pipes unclogged.

• Customization: scented vs. unscented, light vs. heavy, pink vs. purple.

On the downside:

• Only the flimsy "teen" model will be small enough to conceal in your hand.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Avatard

For any computer to be truly successful, any industry professional will tell you that it really needs to have, is what is known as a "killer app".

After reviewing the video on this unit at the Apple site, I can truly say that I have figured out exactly what the "killer app" for this device is:

The crapper.

Agreed. Whats the deal with this thing? It's a gigantic iPhone. It's doesn't do anything cool. ITS A GIGANTIC FUCKING IPHONE!!!! STUPID.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by marko138

Agreed. Whats the deal with this thing? It's a gigantic iPhone. It's doesn't do anything cool. ITS A GIGANTIC FUCKING IPHONE!!!! STUPID.

It's white, and black, and curved, and has a cute little apple on it.