Snip Job

[jtemple]

Originally Posted by the chi

Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

It happens, I guess. Either that, or he didn't wait for the pipes to clean out before going for it. My wife is staying on the pill, regardless. I'm not taking any chances.

[VatorMan]

lol Fukkin awesome.

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by the chi

Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

[wildchild]

if he's looking for testing he's obviously not thinking his didn't work or he didn't wait long enough.

so what would you do if you were happily married and then found out.....

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by wildchild

if he's looking for testing he's obviously not thinking his didn't work or he didn't wait long enough.

so what would you do if you were happily married and then found out.....

I'd be guaranteed a new fucking motorcycle.

[derf]

Originally Posted by the chi

Met a guy last week looking for a place to get DNA testing done...apparently his reversed itself if the kid is his.

Hate to tell you guys, but in 1% of all V's do reverse themselfs, and the cortorized tubes reattach themselfs



From wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy

Effectiveness

The Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists state there is a generally agreed upon rate of failure of about 1 in 2000 vasectomies which is considerably better than tubal ligations for which there is one failure in every 200 to 300 cases. Early failure rates, i.e. pregnancy within a few months after vasectomy typically result from having unprotected intercourse too soon after the procedure. Late failure, i.e. pregnancy after recanalization of the vasa deferentia, has been documented but is very rare.[10]
Most physicians and surgeons who perform vasectomies recommend one (sometimes two) post-procedural semen specimens to verify a successful vasectomy. Sexual intercourse can be resumed as soon as it is comfortable, usually in about a week. However, pregnancy is still possible as long as the sperm count is above zero. Another method of birth control must be used until a follow-up sperm count test two months after the vasectomy (or after 10 to 20 ejaculations over a shorter period of time). Once the sperm count is zero, no other birth control method is necessary.

I was blowing 3-4 loads a day for the first 2 weeks after I could wank it just to clean out the pipes

[Particle Man]

TM motherfuckin' I dude.

[Rangerscott]

The shot alone is not worth it.

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by wildchild

my balls are starting to hurt just thinking about having that done. no thanks. LOL

I agree. Fuck that. I remember my buddy telling me about having a bag of frozen peas on is sack for a few days. His got infected.

My wife and I talked about it and I said I don't think so. I told her I didn't have the balls to do it. I would rather wear a condom for the rest of my life then to have a knife on my sack.

She decided to get fixed herself.

James

[Rangerscott]

Originally Posted by Flexin

I agree. Fuck that. I remember my buddy telling me about having a bag of frozen peas on is sack for a few days. His got infected.

My wife and I talked about it and I said I don't think so. I told her I didn't have the balls to do it. I would rather wear a condom for the rest of my life then to have a knife on my sack.

She decided to get fixed herself.

James

Man>woman. Nice.