Happy Earth Day! - Page 3

VatorMan · 04-22-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I was drunk, and there are no lights on in Taco Bell parking lots after midnight.

Back on topic, it's Earth Day motherfuckers. Don't like it? Get the fuck off.

JC

A million farting cows agree.

askmrjesus · 04-22-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

A million farting cows agree.

I don't think I've actually ever seen a cow in a Taco Bell parking lot.

Then again, I drink a lot, so who knows.

JC

askmrjesus · 04-22-2009, 03:23 PM

Some random thoughts on Earth Day...

Is it a holiday? Do people send cards? Do I get a present, and if I do, is it compost? Because if it is, I don't want it.

Recycling. Seems easy enough, until you try to do it in Germany. Those people are fucking fanatics when it comes to recycling. It took me fifteen minutes throw a pack of cigarettes away. First I had to deconstruct the fucking thing. Then I put the cardboard bit in the cardboard bin, plastic wrap in the plastic bin, but I got stuck on the foil paper. It's paper on one side, and foil on the other. WTF am I supposed to do with that? You can't peel the shit apart, it's bonded at the molecular level. I finally gave up. I wrote, "Sorry, I'm an American" on the paper side, and threw it in the gutter. YOU figure it out, assholes.

What I don't really get, internet bravado aside, is the desire to "protest" Earth Day, by filling up your 4x4 with toxic chemicals, and then driving around yelling "Look at me, I hate Earth Day!" What purpose if that supposed to serve? It would one one thing if you e-mailed hippies pictures of yourself, driving over baby seals with a diesel powered garden tractor, but if there are no hippies near you, you're just pissing in the jacuzzi for no apparent reason.

JC

HurricaneHeather · 04-22-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Some random thoughts on Earth Day...

What I don't really get, internet bravado aside, is the desire to "protest" Earth Day, by filling up your 4x4 with toxic chemicals, and then driving around yelling "Look at me, I hate Earth Day!" What purpose if that supposed to serve? It would one one thing if you e-mailed hippies pictures of yourself, driving over baby seals with a diesel powered garden tractor, but if there are no hippies near you, you're just pissing in the jacuzzi for no apparent reason.

JC

Thank you!

Particle Man · 04-22-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

but if there are no hippies near you, you're just pissing in the jacuzzi for no apparent reason.

JC

VatorMan · 04-22-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

S but if there are no hippies near you, you're just pissing in the jacuzzi for no apparent reason.

JC

This reminds me- I need to change the water in the hot tub.

Smittie61984 · 04-22-2009, 05:05 PM

I slept for 4 hours in my work truck with it on Max A/C the whole time. But I reduced MY personal carbon footprint. I'll talk to my company about theirs and wasting of gas in idling trucks.

Apoc · 04-22-2009, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Some random thoughts on Earth Day...

Is it a holiday? Do people send cards? Do I get a present, and if I do, is it compost? Because if it is, I don't want it.

Recycling. Seems easy enough, until you try to do it in Germany. Those people are fucking fanatics when it comes to recycling. It took me fifteen minutes throw a pack of cigarettes away. First I had to deconstruct the fucking thing. Then I put the cardboard bit in the cardboard bin, plastic wrap in the plastic bin, but I got stuck on the foil paper. It's paper on one side, and foil on the other. WTF am I supposed to do with that? You can't peel the shit apart, it's bonded at the molecular level. I finally gave up. I wrote, "Sorry, I'm an American" on the paper side, and threw it in the gutter. YOU figure it out, assholes.

What I don't really get, internet bravado aside, is the desire to "protest" Earth Day, by filling up your 4x4 with toxic chemicals, and then driving around yelling "Look at me, I hate Earth Day!" What purpose if that supposed to serve? It would one one thing if you e-mailed hippies pictures of yourself, driving over baby seals with a diesel powered garden tractor, but if there are no hippies near you, you're just pissing in the jacuzzi for no apparent reason.

JC

Why? Because this green iniative bullshit is destroying industry as we know it. Ridiculous taxes on oil/gas sectors, mining/smelting, auto and plastics industries are going to force more jobs overseas where these restrictions arent a problem.

askmrjesus · 04-22-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Why? Because this green iniative bullshit is destroying industry as we know it. Ridiculous taxes on oil/gas sectors, mining/smelting, auto and plastics industries are going to force more jobs overseas where these restrictions arent a problem.

Maybe industry as we know it, is destroying us.

Does Earth care if you have a job? No, Earth does not.

JC

Adeptus_Minor · 04-22-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

A million farting cows agree.

I paid tribute to Earth Day yesterday.
I ate steak, symbolizing one farting cow that will no longer pollute the atmosphere with its methane-laden flatulence.

04-22-2009, 03:23 PM	#23
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Some random thoughts on Earth Day... Is it a holiday? Do people send cards? Do I get a present, and if I do, is it compost? Because if it is, I don't want it. Recycling. Seems easy enough, until you try to do it in Germany. Those people are fucking fanatics when it comes to recycling. It took me fifteen minutes throw a pack of cigarettes away. First I had to deconstruct the fucking thing. Then I put the cardboard bit in the cardboard bin, plastic wrap in the plastic bin, but I got stuck on the foil paper. It's paper on one side, and foil on the other. WTF am I supposed to do with that? You can't peel the shit apart, it's bonded at the molecular level. I finally gave up. I wrote, "Sorry, I'm an American" on the paper side, and threw it in the gutter. YOU figure it out, assholes. What I don't really get, internet bravado aside, is the desire to "protest" Earth Day, by filling up your 4x4 with toxic chemicals, and then driving around yelling "Look at me, I hate Earth Day!" What purpose if that supposed to serve? It would one one thing if you e-mailed hippies pictures of yourself, driving over baby seals with a diesel powered garden tractor, but if there are no hippies near you, you're just pissing in the jacuzzi for no apparent reason. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

04-22-2009, 05:05 PM	#27
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I slept for 4 hours in my work truck with it on Max A/C the whole time. But I reduced MY personal carbon footprint. I'll talk to my company about theirs and wasting of gas in idling trucks. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.