OSP's Craigslist Personal Ad

[OneSickPsycho]

Whats up, .... ......? you want to be turned on? i'm playing with myself right now, will you watch me? I don't do this much, so please let me know if you're interested. , i hope you're around.

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Two email's actually (both from the same person):

1st
You sound too good to be true.

2nd
I forgot to send you my address:
Casey Anthony
Inmate #F8383
Horizons unit
33rd st.
Orl FL

The awesomeness of this... Conjugal visits without the hassle of a sleepover. Hopefully she is in for life.

[SoFlaSV]

You're funny S.O.B..

[jalaan1]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Whats up, .... ......? you want to be turned on? i'm playing with myself right now, will you watch me? I don't do this much, so please let me know if you're interested. , i hope you're around.

that sounds like Mrs. OSP right there.

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by jalaan1

funny thing is, you'll probably end up with a meaningful LONG lasting relationship with your soul mate.

Women love assholes and jerks. He'll probably get a bagillion meaningful replies and 10lasting relationships because the more girlfriends you have hte more drama and the more each girlfriend will love you.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Whats up, .... ......? you want to be turned on? i'm playing with myself right now, will you watch me? I don't do this much, so please let me know if you're interested. , i hope you're around.

This one turned to an ad too...

Try to come in, Heres the site: http://number1stunna.info/profile.ph...er=jolyn&id=42 -- Once you get there.. send a message in the chat so i know it's you

[the chi]

spammers FTW! That crap is funny, l can't wait to see how long it lasts!

[Rider]

What does the original ad say.? It's blocked.

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by Rider

What does the original ad say.? It's blocked.

Psychopathic Maniac Seeks Young Women For Short-Term Relationships - 28 (SE Orlando)
Reply to: pers-997914204@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-18, 3:53PM EST


As the title states, I'm a psycho... seriously. Let's make it clear that I'm NOT a homocidal maniac... yet. Hopefully I could find the right woman... or women, to help me realize my goals.

I love animals, they're tasty. I'm not tall, but not short... kinda fat, but fucking beautiful. I like horror movies, the internet, my cat, and shovels. I think all motorcycles should be loud, ugly, black, and look like they don't really have enough parts to work right. I'm a grammer nazi and that last sentence pisses me off. Should have said, 'work properly'... This whole thing's gonna be fucked up so I'm going to have to execute the neighbor's dog or something to make myself feel better now.

My preference is mature women ages 18-30 who are not full of themselves and are highly intelligent. Looks are very important... I don't fuck around with ugly chicks. You don't have to be a super model, in fact I'd prefer you weren't. Really hot chicks tend to be high maintenance, pain in the asses. I prefer the girl next door. Ideally, good screamers. Sense of humor is obviously important and the propensity for vulgarity is absolutely needed. During playtime I don't want you screaming stupid shit like, "Oh dear god, help!", rather, "fuck you, you sick fucking asshole cocksucker!" Much better.

Be sure to send pictures with your response so I can start my closet shrine in your honor. Your address would be helpful too, just in case I get the hankering to masturbate in the bushes outside your bedroom window as I watch you sleep.


James

[Particle Man]

Hahahaha nice