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Old 09-15-2011, 12:26 PM   #21
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:28 PM   #22
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Crossbow will work wonders.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:41 PM   #23
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Dogs aren't cats, cats aren't dogs. Both would probably crap somewhere inappropriate, if allowed to, but cats are thought to be more autonomous, and often allowed to roam. Both are probably someone's best friend in the world...perhaps a child's.

We can jest, but I think kindness to animals is perhaps best.

The non-lethal sprinkler is, I think, your best option. If you tape the results, and post it online, with YouTube, and some content payback (ads, whatever they offer), it might even pay itself back...and you have some chuckles at the expense of some only slightly soggy kitties.

Perhaps posting them publicly will embarrass their owners into being more responsible.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:47 PM   #24
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Fuck kindness to animals. They are fucking tasty. Don't want your cat fucked up, keep it inside or in a controlled area.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:50 PM   #25
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Crossbow will work wonders.
i had an 80lbs crossbow. it is hard as shit to hit anything with it. but if you do, you are looking at those animal cruelty problems....

thats why i suggest water canon sentry a la:
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:53 PM   #26
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Shit, that's actually the vid I was looking for....lol.

Pure awesome.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:53 PM   #27
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I like the picture idea...publicly shaming them might help. Get a game camera and post up "Is this YOUR Cat?" on the telephone poles or something in the neighborhood.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:55 PM   #28
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i had an 80lbs crossbow. it is hard as shit to hit anything with it. but if you do, you are looking at those animal cruelty problems...
Easier way, trap em, take em to a kill shelter.
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I like the picture idea...publicly shaming them might help. Get a game camera and post up "Is this YOUR Cat?" on the telephone poles or something in the neighborhood.
Posters with pictures "is this your cat" and the URL to the Youtube vids too.

Shame them, as you said.

Maybe even make some money, depending on your view count...lol.
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Old 09-15-2011, 01:07 PM   #30
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Oh lord, that vid had me laughing so hard I'm crying...and my boss had to come see what had me laughing. Thats an even better idea Avy! Youtube it...make sure we get first dibs to see it tho!!
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